The Fish

you're only allowed in the New Monkey if you've got a Pot Noodle these days mind I remember wearing luminous socks with a different coloured sock on either foot... mind you I was 8. since then I've been pretty cutting edge tbh

hpybdy

I'm not so vain as to have a picture of myself on my pc. cue jokes about wide angled lense etc etc etc

hate to see the accident reports if that shiney floor gets wet.

I'd assume that it would be forbidden to be honest. but a nice grand sweeping generalisation there... I truly believe that people marching under a banner spouting racist bigoted rancor should be expelled from the country. to where? anywhere with not a single western comfort, ... Jupiters fourth moon perhaps? this is EXACTLY the same as the BNP marching through Bradford with "Death to all Muslims, Behead the Heathens, Prepare for the REAL Crusades!" and I wonder if their "democratic rights" would be upheld. would they shite.

with so many bad parents around, it's about time somebody taught the little bastards discipline

any defense from Rob W? no? nothing? who would've guessed.

not a bad gig for your first steps in the acting world. right sonny, we ant you to look up and the naked woman and giggle, in a mischievious "I just caught you naked" kind of way. .. you want my son to look at a naked woman? ..yeah, don't worry it's in good taste, it's a toothpaste ad. ....

apple juice. all over. new jumper. ... sonovabitch

from your indignation I'd assume it was, in fact, Jimbo the fistfuckingfelchfond retardfucker

but conversely is there any evidence that stagnation and immobility is a good thing? I've no problem with nations and cultures maintaing their distinct identity and heritage, but if they want to be part of a global community then they absolutely have to modify their behaviour, their beliefs and compromise their standpoints. I think that the resistance to change is being forced upon the populace by the powerful few who are terrified of losing that power. With proper education, full and complete education for all. You're right in that glimpsing another culture can be offensive to your morals, the difference is mate, the Western cultures seem happier to compromise and accept, than our middle eastern compadres. Would a woman in the middle east who found the way she was treated abhorrent be given the same amount of support as a hard-line muslim in the west who bemoans the appalling trend of women having bare ankles? their rights and beliefs have to stop before they infringe on others rights and beliefs. If it's arrogant to push our society onto them, then by the same token it's unthinkable, in my mind, to permit their society to over shadow our own. those people in power were terrified of the heretic who was adamant that the world was flat... turns out the man who wanted to move the world forward was right. progress is good, stagnation is bad.

the Aristocrats

MoTD Worms 4 on the Playstation2 muchos Red Stripe-os Happy days

eventually? but what damage to us in the mean time? I think you have far too little faith in the terrifying power of religion in the hands of traditionalists. as an aside, why do you rail against the west so much? If consumerism, sex and alcohol affect you in this way I'm curious as to why you choose to live in a country who extol their virtue. You mentioned you've worked abroad, in different societies with different regimes etc. Just curious why you remain here? (That isn't a "If you don't like it, fuck off", just an honest question.)

no no, he's 17 and fucking wankered. see Brock, this is hardcore, 6.42am, still lucid, still drinking and no intention of hittin the hay any time soon. oh yes, well hard me man.

going to the "Hard Rock Cafe"... gonna be a fucking rip off, but my mates in the American Football Team insist... they want to play wacky drinking games, like a tequilla shot for every holding foul, down your drink for every fumble and pass your drink to the right for every interception.... zany I tell thee!

Aristocrats. Too funny. Was watching with the girls I live with. every five minutes my hilarity was met with either stunned silence or "I don't get it".... it's just extremely offensively funny shit.

also artefacts in a museum are the only legitimate way to guage links with another society. Fact. it's got bugger all to do with the way society as a whole thinks, speaks, acts, the fashions and fads they follow, the laws they follow... nope it's only a true link if you've got something musty and old in a cupboard on display somewhere....

nee dead daddies though coincedence? I think not. I blame the damn damn western infidels and their intolerance of other cultures.

ahhahahahaha...haha...hahaahha... nope couldn't even force a laugh from that Mancy,you need to try harder, perhaps not trying to crowbar fat jokes at every opportunity? mackems

oh hang on, I wasn't watching the match live man, it was a DVD.

yeah it was.... don't get your point mate?

it's one of those birds that is well fit until she opens her mouth. out with a few friends in Leeds and one of the girls pipes up that she's never been to a strip club and would like to check it out. Of course the lads were dead against it, I mean it's immoral and degrading to women and stuff, but she was adamant, so after 0.5seconds of convincing debate we trooped over to Red Leopard to enjoy the wares on display. But the two girls didn't really understand the rules and regulations of a strip club, for example there is no way you should enquire of a dancer, "where'd you get that underwear? it's gorgeous" anyway this girl, about 5' 8", great figure, blonde hair and legs that went all the way to the floor, opens her mouth and the most grating unpleasant noise came out betwixt those delicate lips. I actually had to turn away and stare at the football match they had on the big screens... I could only watch that for a few seconds though (England 1 Argentina 0, Beckhams awful penalty).. ruined the night to be honest.

Boris Johnson?