The Fish

says the fat ginger tossbarrel in denial

to keep dust out of it, to make sure that any condensation runs down and away from the cup and doesn't collect and stagnate in the bottom of the mug and also to keep creepy crawlies and/or fairies having gatherings, picnic or otherwise, in there.

13 stone Mancy. I might be insecure about my weight but at least I'm honest.

F1 is dull after the first corner. Fact!

settles it in my eyes, SHEPHERD OUT must be the only noise to come out of Newcastle fans lips until it fucking happens. Souness was never the right man for the job and it's about time we saw the bigger picture, the mismangement of the club starts in the boardroom, not the training pitch.

surprisingly yes it does.

no they usually lose weight because of the metabolism of their body at that stage of their life. I'm 4 years older than most students in my year, that's why I've put on weight. it's not rocket science mate. and I dare cos I know I can lose this, you however will forever be a fat ginger robot, because that is what you is.

shagfest

well lectures finally resume today, as you can probably guess I'm delighted at the prospect of mind numbingly dull seminars about statistical analysis of psychological research. A two hour math lesson where you don't actually learn by doing, but instead watch as someone else does sums.... imagine Countdown without the razzamatazz. but on the bright side I get to listen to music for hours and hours... walkmans are marvellous contraptions and excite my very soul and will continue to do so until I replace my iPod. I know this is dull and no-body cares but I watched Stealth tonight... it's painfully bad. Derision isn't a strong enough reaction to it to be honest.

to be fair if he looked like that, everyone would be sitting next to him at the match

I bet you've actually expanded since last we saw you, slim. 83079[/snapback] lost weight bucko... whereas it sounds like you're stocking up for the summer...

stick a caterpillar in a pyrex container and put it on low for a minute or so... >POP< of course if you're wanting to make a mess I suppose just a hand full of the useless bugs (wasps, earwigs, caterpillars and cornflies), shut the door and wait for the fireworks..

Potato

Hey Fatty

criminal

gargantuan

fresian

Some sort of fucking authority on turnips are we? 82676[/snapback] well, yes I am. I'm on the snowball committee for the Hyde Park area. it's seasonal work, but worth every piece of chewing gum they give you at least I offered an answer instead of cutting remarks, you mean mean boy that's it, I'm never posting here ever again, you're all bastards and are picking on me purely because I'm a snowball officianado!

definitely not a snowball

Hatch

PARTY

... own goal me thinks

I know mate, but I don't feel the need to become one.

Got to say I'm a fan of the Polish Bullet and the old favourite, Long Island Iced Tea

nothing new, AF is a self obsessed southern drama queen... he's trying ingratiate himself with the other girls who frequent the board in much the same way as the snivelly whiney effeminate kid at school.