The Fish

Hi, my names Asprilla Foreskin. Would you like to catch a mov.... wot?.... why are you looking at me like that? is it cos I is suven? wot yoo want? Always bullying me yoo norveners!

don't, for the love of all thaT is holy, get rid of AF... he's more entertaining than a midget tasked with caging a lion

I'm drunk and quite quite confused., why exactly do I need a pig hat? on the bright side I am not dancing anymore. so tired, so bedtime. straight after this Kojak episode

this coming from El Baldo, king of the Baldies? oh and Gemmil I am reaching fighting fitness already, I was just carrying "holiday" weight when you saw me.

this forum is too uptight tbh

like shite, I've seen Pachyderms that are more sprightly

not me, but they are impressive

that's half the squad tbh including yourself....

was there a football match or something?

quondam

you mean no-one made the obvious joke of lsiting the participating countries? I'm rather surprised... and a little disappointed in you all

whats the song she did with Nick Cave (of bad seed fame)? I like that one... does that count? should I start choosing my shoes more carefully?

deflection

PROCRASTINATION

narrow-minded

you could tell them that you're looking to use this opportunity as a stepping stone... but that could tip them off about your imminent departure... explain that you intend to use this promotion as a way of shaping the company's future which you see yourself a big part of... this will probably smack of too much arrogance for their liking...or you could always just explain that you don't like the cut of their collective jib and strop off. maybe proffer one word answers, or reduce it to grunts clicks and whistles.

.... yeah...rrrrright come off it Meenz, we all know you're taste in .... music....

a Gay man knowing about Kylie's back catalogue..... why it's unheard of....

had mine stolen..

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doubting thomas

(I know) Mongoose

Gelatinous (you're just making stuff up now)

Splendifarisibility

Magical