The Fish

? 90996[/snapback] 91006[/snapback] ... now where's that wanker smiley? ah, here we go 91011[/snapback] I'm sure you're very familiar with the verb. Maybe one day you'll meet a nice girl and you can have some sex 91060[/snapback] doesn't your lass count as a "nice girl" then? oh and "change the record"? ..that's a joke right.... you were being Ironic, obviously... cos otherwise... you're not particularly self aware, my jingle-shitting* friend. *by jingle shitting I don't mean your jingles are shit, I wouldn't cast aspersions about your work... it might be very nice and I'm sure Loan companies all over the world are glad that their wares can be peddled to such a jaunty tune, rather than that, I meant you drop your shorts, squat over the keyboard and drop your poncy little southern turds on the keyboard, wherever the shit doth lie your fingers doth strike...

I want to burn a CD, but I've got a virtual CD Drive so I can play FM06 without faffing about with the disc, the trouble is that iTunes bitches about the virtual drive... I dunno how to fix it.

Peter-Fucking-Crouch... can make me shout at the tv for doing nothing but being tall and breathing at the same time. Robin van-Persie... thinks he is better than Pele, takes himself too seriously, can't even laugh at his own air-shot, cheats, is dirty and I swear he has the look of a rodent-worrier (Bowyer beware) Lee Hendrie.. Goblin Fancier. End of. Fact

is your other board used for...."grooming"??? always had me doubts about you southerners like

... more liberal and laid back... have you read any of the race threads on here??? what is your other board? the "I fucking love Nazi's, me" board??

? 90996[/snapback] 91006[/snapback] ... now where's that wanker smiley? ah, here we go

gonna watch him on Friday... despite HiFi being a touch on the expensive side. c'est la vie

didn't he leave the board because he was getting bullied, but posted his departure to ensure everybody retained massive respect for him?

didn't he win the European cup after being shot nine times?

statistically more likely to lose your life in this thread than on a plane tbh

wasn't it about the price of combi Boilers?

howdy Alok what got you interested in Newcastle United? I'm guessing it wasn't our trophy cabinet

loved being precocious, there is no joy like that of an 8 yr old boy asking if he's spelt "co-conspirator" correctly for his text on Guy Fawkes. mind you there is no frustration like that of an 8 yr old boy being told to "just write friends" and there is no irony like that of a 24 year old bloke who generally needs help spelling the word "friends"

a couple of my mates are teachers and they say that the first year is a total nightmare. they're both lucky enough to work in private schools now, they say the difference between the kids and just general standards is staggering. I certainly couldn't be a teacher. not because I don't want to, it's just that list thingy doesn't permit it

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oh aye. they were utter cnuts like one of them was a supply teacher, so I guess she doesn't really count

astounded Jimbo's was "safe for Work" tbh

same as most I'd wager. Cheeky little bastard at times, occassionally late with homework, occassionally bollocked for "rough housing" and bullyying, and the obligatory mark against my name for being caught smoking. have some pride in making two teachers cry.

I think we can all agree that isn't very likely now is it?

Shearer.. nothing that can be said that hasn't already been said Tino (can't do anything but love this guy) Stuart Pearce. sort of Anti-Tino but loved the guy just as much.

anyone remember Gimme 5? with Nobby the Sheep etc.?

that's better

Ms Waldi was one of those women who felt the need to remind us weekly that she was going out with a black bloke. she told us about going to a pub and her and her boyfriend were being stared at by the local lads, who, when they left, threw snowballs at them... they didn't stop despite Ms Waldi stating that "Those snowballs are hurting my kidneys" now I reckon that her and her boyfirend had gone to a pretty rough pub and the locals were a bit surprised that a couple had gone in at all where the woman wasn't 14 and pregnant, and to be frank if someone tried to reason with me while I'm pelting snowballs at them I doubt I'd stop either. safe to say that throughout this anecdote the class were stifling laughter and abuse. mind you I did take advantage of her rediculous PC-ism by refusing to write an essay entitled "I started by sinking into his arms and finished with my arms in his sink" because thwe "Sexist title offends me as I feel it is based on an old stereotype, one that we could shed quicker if we looked at how things could be, rather than how things were." I got to do colouring instead.

ChocHip, Nail on head tbh. I think the way that immigrants were dealt with from day one, was wrong. I don't think Ghettos have helped any community ingratiate themselves into British society. It's promotes an insular, almost siege mentality and strengthens the distrust and contempt we hold for each other. I might be wrong but I recall an Irish uncle saying that the different ethnic groups who migrated to Ireland were spread evenly about the country and not simply penned into one area, or city. I'm not saying that the Irish are the perfect example of how communities can live in harmony, but I think we can see that an even distribution of immigrants would have seen a better integration. an example from my own life, Altan Brown was a lad of turkish descent who's grandparents came to Englan for a better life or whatever, now I grew up with Altan, played football with him and not up until a PC-Religious Education teacher pointed at him in class when trying to exemplify a muslim did I notice he was in any way different. what made it more galling was that Altan is not Muslim, he's atheist. But Ms Waldi saw a dark face in the room and presumed that he had to be...

imageshack.us wouldn't let me have my pic any bigger says the filesize is too big, so I resized it with micorsoft down one size and it was still too big, by 180 kb... so had to uber shrink and look at the clip of it...