The Fish

anyone remember Gimme 5? with Nobby the Sheep etc.?

that's better

Ms Waldi was one of those women who felt the need to remind us weekly that she was going out with a black bloke. she told us about going to a pub and her and her boyfriend were being stared at by the local lads, who, when they left, threw snowballs at them... they didn't stop despite Ms Waldi stating that "Those snowballs are hurting my kidneys" now I reckon that her and her boyfirend had gone to a pretty rough pub and the locals were a bit surprised that a couple had gone in at all where the woman wasn't 14 and pregnant, and to be frank if someone tried to reason with me while I'm pelting snowballs at them I doubt I'd stop either. safe to say that throughout this anecdote the class were stifling laughter and abuse. mind you I did take advantage of her rediculous PC-ism by refusing to write an essay entitled "I started by sinking into his arms and finished with my arms in his sink" because thwe "Sexist title offends me as I feel it is based on an old stereotype, one that we could shed quicker if we looked at how things could be, rather than how things were." I got to do colouring instead.

ChocHip, Nail on head tbh. I think the way that immigrants were dealt with from day one, was wrong. I don't think Ghettos have helped any community ingratiate themselves into British society. It's promotes an insular, almost siege mentality and strengthens the distrust and contempt we hold for each other. I might be wrong but I recall an Irish uncle saying that the different ethnic groups who migrated to Ireland were spread evenly about the country and not simply penned into one area, or city. I'm not saying that the Irish are the perfect example of how communities can live in harmony, but I think we can see that an even distribution of immigrants would have seen a better integration. an example from my own life, Altan Brown was a lad of turkish descent who's grandparents came to Englan for a better life or whatever, now I grew up with Altan, played football with him and not up until a PC-Religious Education teacher pointed at him in class when trying to exemplify a muslim did I notice he was in any way different. what made it more galling was that Altan is not Muslim, he's atheist. But Ms Waldi saw a dark face in the room and presumed that he had to be...

imageshack.us wouldn't let me have my pic any bigger says the filesize is too big, so I resized it with micorsoft down one size and it was still too big, by 180 kb... so had to uber shrink and look at the clip of it...

you're only allowed in the New Monkey if you've got a Pot Noodle these days mind I remember wearing luminous socks with a different coloured sock on either foot... mind you I was 8. since then I've been pretty cutting edge tbh

hpybdy

I'm not so vain as to have a picture of myself on my pc. cue jokes about wide angled lense etc etc etc

hate to see the accident reports if that shiney floor gets wet.

I'd assume that it would be forbidden to be honest. but a nice grand sweeping generalisation there... I truly believe that people marching under a banner spouting racist bigoted rancor should be expelled from the country. to where? anywhere with not a single western comfort, ... Jupiters fourth moon perhaps? this is EXACTLY the same as the BNP marching through Bradford with "Death to all Muslims, Behead the Heathens, Prepare for the REAL Crusades!" and I wonder if their "democratic rights" would be upheld. would they shite.

with so many bad parents around, it's about time somebody taught the little bastards discipline

any defense from Rob W? no? nothing? who would've guessed.

not a bad gig for your first steps in the acting world. right sonny, we ant you to look up and the naked woman and giggle, in a mischievious "I just caught you naked" kind of way. .. you want my son to look at a naked woman? ..yeah, don't worry it's in good taste, it's a toothpaste ad. ....

apple juice. all over. new jumper. ... sonovabitch

from your indignation I'd assume it was, in fact, Jimbo the fistfuckingfelchfond retardfucker

but conversely is there any evidence that stagnation and immobility is a good thing? I've no problem with nations and cultures maintaing their distinct identity and heritage, but if they want to be part of a global community then they absolutely have to modify their behaviour, their beliefs and compromise their standpoints. I think that the resistance to change is being forced upon the populace by the powerful few who are terrified of losing that power. With proper education, full and complete education for all. You're right in that glimpsing another culture can be offensive to your morals, the difference is mate, the Western cultures seem happier to compromise and accept, than our middle eastern compadres. Would a woman in the middle east who found the way she was treated abhorrent be given the same amount of support as a hard-line muslim in the west who bemoans the appalling trend of women having bare ankles? their rights and beliefs have to stop before they infringe on others rights and beliefs. If it's arrogant to push our society onto them, then by the same token it's unthinkable, in my mind, to permit their society to over shadow our own. those people in power were terrified of the heretic who was adamant that the world was flat... turns out the man who wanted to move the world forward was right. progress is good, stagnation is bad.

the Aristocrats

MoTD Worms 4 on the Playstation2 muchos Red Stripe-os Happy days

eventually? but what damage to us in the mean time? I think you have far too little faith in the terrifying power of religion in the hands of traditionalists. as an aside, why do you rail against the west so much? If consumerism, sex and alcohol affect you in this way I'm curious as to why you choose to live in a country who extol their virtue. You mentioned you've worked abroad, in different societies with different regimes etc. Just curious why you remain here? (That isn't a "If you don't like it, fuck off", just an honest question.)

no no, he's 17 and fucking wankered. see Brock, this is hardcore, 6.42am, still lucid, still drinking and no intention of hittin the hay any time soon. oh yes, well hard me man.

going to the "Hard Rock Cafe"... gonna be a fucking rip off, but my mates in the American Football Team insist... they want to play wacky drinking games, like a tequilla shot for every holding foul, down your drink for every fumble and pass your drink to the right for every interception.... zany I tell thee!

Aristocrats. Too funny. Was watching with the girls I live with. every five minutes my hilarity was met with either stunned silence or "I don't get it".... it's just extremely offensively funny shit.

also artefacts in a museum are the only legitimate way to guage links with another society. Fact. it's got bugger all to do with the way society as a whole thinks, speaks, acts, the fashions and fads they follow, the laws they follow... nope it's only a true link if you've got something musty and old in a cupboard on display somewhere....

nee dead daddies though coincedence? I think not. I blame the damn damn western infidels and their intolerance of other cultures.