The Fish

Good strong name.

Can we vote on the names for the Dog? I propose; Bruno Dave Diego (I guess)

Sorry Tom.

Right, you, ya knacker, I'll tell you something right here, right now. Saying something's not adding up isn't the same as saying "They've got loads of fringe players on big contracts". So stick that up your bollocks

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Understandable. Hurtful, but I get it.

Like I'm ever far away.

Perez was a fucking weird one. He was at his best playing behind a targetman, pressuring the defence, linking midfield to attack, popping up with the odd goal. That's not how you play, is it? You were a clasic counter attack team, now Rodger is trying to mould you more into a possession based team. Neither of those are where he does best. Last time I saw him, he was shunted out to the flank where he's even less effective. Really odd one.

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See? This is what I told you lot, pages ago, but would you listen to Fish? NOOoOooOoOoo. Pack of bellends. We know all about the hassle of trying to get rid of deadwood. We've sent a few out on loan to essentially run down their contracts without stinking up the training ground with their moody faces. With Fofana going, who do you have at Centreback? Is it just Evans and that Soyuncu?

Which will be even funnier. Genuinely think that they could be in real trouble if they don't buy a couple of good centrebacks, and some quality in midfield.

Got a Soundbar for the tv, but honestly it's got that issue where when you're watching a film the speech is a reasonable volume, then when the CGI Smashfest occurs the front of the house is blown across the road.

You're not wrong. I rely almost entirely on the kindness of strangers. I'm a fucking rube when it comes to stuff like this. I'm now torn between getting a receiver that has inputs for my tv, or just keeping the music separate.

My electronics ability starts and stops with replacing batteries, so I'll just throw money at somebody in Richer Sounds or wherever.

Dem concatenated cells tho

Cheers, much appreciated.

Sure, but I think rather than pay a fuck ton for Vardy, lets just sign someone younger.

We're going to be playing further up the pitch, so not be looking to hit them on the counter as much.

Doesn't scan with how we're going to play.

I already have speakers though, so...

fuck, it's going to take me forever to type all that out

That's going off current squad, surely. If Fofana leaves then they have Evans who, with the best will in the world, isn't the player he was. If Maddison leaves they'll drop down further, Vardy goes and they're bankaxed It's not what they have, it's who they know.

That would be hilarious. If the players mentioned were to leave, Leicester would clear £250m income for this window, I reckon.

No, surely more going on. They've got space to do deals. They're talking about a squad with too many, well paid, fringe players who're proving difficult to move on. Leicester don't want to sell any of the player I mentioned above, but they can't shift the dross. Honestly, I think after Fofana and Schmeichel are definitely going. Tielemans is next most likely, depending on the asking price and interested parties. He only has 1 year left on his deal (c£120k pw) so would be easier to get for a reasonable price than Maddison. However Maddison will be the more attractive target.