The Fish

He's a left winger who can play on the right. I compared him to ASM and Almiron because they're two very different types of wide player and we're all pretty familiar with them. I'm talking percentiles here, not actual figures. e.g. Almiron is in the 99th percentile for tackles, Gordon 96th, and ASM is in the 1st. Gordon is comparable to Almiron for defensive actions (tackles 96-99, pressures 92-95, interceptions 81-80 etc.), only really leaving him behind for blocks 98-44 When it comes to the midfield actions Progressive carries AG-32, MA 11, ASM 87. Dribble completed AG 61, MA 19, ASM 99 , Passes attempted AG 21, MA14, ASM 7 Progressive passes AG 19, MA 14, ASM 14 Pass Completed AG 11, MA 78, ASM 27 Touches (Att Pen) AG 36, MA 40, ASM 57 At the business end of the pitch, he has significantly less assists and goals than ASM (both actual and expected) Non-penalty goals AG 30, MA 8, ASM 32 Non-penalty xG AG 14, MA 8, ASM 37 Total Shots AG 30, MA 26, ASM 53 Shot creating actions AG 32, MA 21, ASM 69 Assists AG 13, MA 2, ASM 43 npxG+A AG16, MA 1, ASM, 39 Statistic AG% ASM% MA% Non-Penalty Goals 30 32 8 npxG 14 37 8 Shots Total 30 53 26 Assists 13 43 2 xA 26 56 3 npxG+xA 16 39 1 Shot-Creating Actions 32 69 21 Passes Attempted 21 7 14 Pass Completion % 11 27 78 Progressive Passes 19 14 14 Progressive Carries 32 87 11 Dribbles Completed 61 99 19 Touches (Att Pen) 36 57 40 Progressive Passes Rec 8 19 9 Pressures 95 1 92 Tackles 96 1 99 Interceptions 81 22 80 Blocks 98 5 44 Clearances 36 4 69 Aerials won 54 42 10 He doesn't blow my skirt up but he might be an improvement on Almiron? I guess.

fwiw I think we'll be after someone that is closer in terms of style to Mane or Salah, than an out and out winger or striker. There were so many opportunities for cut backs from both ASM and Almiron that a better version of them to cut back, or receive at the far post, would have seen us score 4-5.

Also a solid defence will surely mean we see more from Almiron, ASM, Bruno, Joelinton and Willock as attacking threats. Plus the 1-2 attacking players I'm sure we'll bring in before the window closes.

I know I'll get pelters for this but, every time I play Football Manager, the very first area I strengthen is defence. Sort that out and you're laughing. We've spent £122m on the defence across 2 windows. We've still got money to spend elsewhere and as I've said before, if the right player becomes available at a 'reasonable' price, I'm sure we'll use the fact we've got that wriggle room to take advantage of the opportunity. All the talk from the club is that we're not done, so I'm confident that not only will we sign 1-2 atackers, but they'll be improvements on what we've got.

Him staying. They won't improve the squad properly while he's there.

You are most welcome. Did you write something about Man Utd? It mustn't have either grabbed or held my attention. You should apologise now.

PpDA is Passes per Defensive Action. In other words, how many passes does Team A allow Team B to play before tackling, pressuring, fouling or otherwise. First game of last season was at home to West Ham. We let West Ham knock the ball around 25 times before we applied pressure. First game of this season was at home to Forest. We let Forest play 6 passes on average, before applying pressure. Even when you compare Eddie's 30th game with Bruce's (Sheff Utd in 2020). We let 10 man Sheff Utd play on average 28 passes before putting them under any kind of pressure. Penultimate game of last season, against CL chasing Arsenal, it was 7. The high, relentless press is proof to me that a) Howe knows his onions, b) the players are on board and c) we're not going to go off and sign some mercenary because they're not going to work hard enough.

You prefer your prey untouched, like?

Daft thing is, if they'd committed to an overhaul way back when Ferguson first left, they'd likely not be in this mess now, even if they had gone 3-4 seasons outside the title hunt. Instead they've limped on, lurching from one manager to another with all the additional costs that approach brings.

Seems to be a lot of that going around. Leicester, Wolves, Everton.

Over a pint or two my mate stated, as a fact, that not only would Newcastle finish above them this season, he fully expects a bottom half finish either this season or next. Said that the honest to god best thing would have been to overhaul the playing staff almost entirely, and give Ten Haag a blank chequebook, and three seasons to turn things round. As it stands he think they'll give him a season and throw another 'name' at the side in the hopes that'll fix a very rotten club.

You take that sectarian shit elsewhere!

Tremendous levels of delusion here.

I said this fucking ages ago.

He's going to score a shit load of goals in the PL

Haven't read the thread in its entirety, but has anyone mentioned the Forest corner routine where no fucker was in the box, they all ran in, and Pope calmly collected the ball under little to no pressure? Galaxy brain shit right there

Groats? Sorrel? Sea Grape?

Knowing and saying ain't the same thing. Like, I know I'm a pretty cool guy, but I don't say it. FUCKING SAFETY WINK

Not 3hrs after that post I put this out there for all the world to see; The difference between you and me? I am right and I do want an apology.

If you watch that muted and just watch his eyes, there's real sadness there.

2-1 Wilson and Almiron

Good strong name.

Can we vote on the names for the Dog? I propose; Bruno Dave Diego (I guess)

Sorry Tom.