The Fish

And that's not including the threads dedicated to our matches.

Best way I found to fill out patchy face foliage is regular trimming, not shaving just trimming. My beard is glorious.

Listen here you little shits! We'd be at worst 4th in the league going into the Christmas period.

So many hands grasping, those straws are getting fucking mangled. If Crystal Palace beat us in the League Cup, disappointing, but we're 4th in the league, playing good football, some good players and collectively a committed group. If we lose that and Chelsea, it's disappointing, but we're 4th in the league, playing good football, some good players and collectively a committed group. None of their predictions have materialised; we haven't simply thrown all of the money at the problem, we're not entirely dependent on Saint -Maximin or the new signings, Howe hasn't flopped, we're 4th in the League on merit. It must absolutely burn them.

Bit of a change from a 2-4-1 Meal Deal at Bella Italia under Ashley, isn't it?

Feels like it should be a line from "On the river where they used to build the boats", or "American Pie".

Might set up a Patreon...

Playing Burn at CB means Trippier can push forward further on the right hand side. Burn stays deeper and makes it almost 3 at the back. We still get width on both flanks, but we're solid at the back. Can't really do that with Targett.

Fucking Viral Conjunctivitis. Had to take a photo for the Optician. Eyes are so swollen I look like I'm pulling 8G.

Passing % for the 4 defenders (Burn, Botman, Schar and Tripps) Wonder if Joelinton's absence had anything to do with that pretty significant drop?

How much are they asking for? (cba to read the article)

V.Likely %= Percentage of their squad that is very likely going to the World Cup. Possibly %= Percentage of their squad that could possibly go to the World Cup in total.

I'd still like us to sign Maddison because he can play centrally and out on the right. The priority for me is the base of the midfield three though. I want Bruno closer to the business end of the pitch. It's not sexy, but someone in the Tiote mould would be great.

Yeah, I called that wrong. Have to wonder though, if Howe has managed this with Miggy, what could he do with the likes of Pedro, Diaby or Maddison?

Not yet. I see Mastodon is getting spoken about a lot, but it's not immediately obvious how best to use it. Someone will find an alternative soon enough and twitter will be left to the old, and stupid. Just like Facebook.

Someone against Psychology students getting financial support?

To be a fly on the wall when the ultimate bullshitter meets the ultimate pisstaker.

Triplets? Wow! Congratulations!!

Mike Ashley makes stadium move with Sunderland's Championship rivals set to get new landlord | Sunderland Echo The Unlikeable Force meets the Intolerable Object.

More importantly, what are you doing in a thread about stats?!

Woken up on the bench in my mam and dad's garden (Mother Watson actually brought me out a bacon sandwich to wake me up with, the legend). Woken up in hospital a few times. Woke up on the beach near my house a couple of times too. Those were weird because no matter how I got home, the beach was never on the way to the house. Can only imagine I thought "bit too pissed to go home, the North Sea air should sober me up quick sharp" then promptly blacked out.