The Fish

Which in itself is incredible

Michael J Fox?

This substitute 'keeper isn't up to much, is he?

keeping him fresh for the tougher games? I dunno, it's all bollocks, isnt' it.

Was this thing created by someone from Canterbury? Also, fucking lol at Reading

God, he's an odd looking bugger, isn't he?

No great shock, really. 90+ minutes of wincing every time anyone goes to tackle Trippier then, I guess.

I stand by it.

When men were men.

200 squad was littered with them. Christian BASS-edas Clarence A-CAN-a Diego GAVI-lan Stephen GLASS Nol-BEER-to SOL-ano

And you've gone down in mine, sir.

Bless him, the bloke was clearly trying to steer the topic towards "Twitter polls are great for creating debate", but Big Ange took his legs out with a "they've have changed their mind".

Every single Saffa I've ever met has been a cunt, or an hilariously entitled Daddy's little princess. Every single one of them. Barely managed to get through the second date with one lass, at the end of the night I called time on the fling, used the "no spark" get out clause and subsequently ghosted her. Weeks of bitchy messages, passive aggressive (and sometimes outright aggressive) texts and one brutal string of expletives left on a voice message. Now, this isn't a "Dave is a PLAYAH", it's more of a "All South African women are fucking crazy."

what a bag of shite.

For. Decades. She's currently trying to buy the affection of my son. I'm not having her anywhere near him. She sits down without double checking and we'd have to send in a cave rescue team for the poor fucker.

She's a labour voter in Blyth. So stick that up yer pooper.

My sister is one of those voters that picked her side and will vote that way until she dies. She's stubborn yet oddly averse to sticking to a diet or exercise regime...

You forgot about Arsenal?

Officially, I got 19. I mean, I got the 20th, but didn't spell it properly, so it didn't accept it. Which is a fucking swizz, and typical of the Mainstream media, but there you go.

I couldn't get 5 of them, including a team that has played in the FIFA world cup 8 times! There's only 1 that I'm annoyed I didn't get, the others can fuck off

I've already bodied Gloom and CT, but you come for my stats and we're going to have words. Many, many words, way too many than is necessary. Long ones too. Like perpendicular, or stratospheric, or wang.

No. 2.7PpG reflects where we we need to get to to achieve 92pts, which has been the average for the title from the past 10 seasons. Maybe if you used a spreadsheet, you'd have worked that out for yourself The point being is that we're not on course for 92 points and to get on course for 92 pts, we'd basically need to maintain 13pts every 5 games (4 wins and a draw) for the rest of the season, which frankly isn't likely with our current squad depth and the fixtures we have remaining. I didn't think I'd need a spreadsheet to tell people on here that we're not in the title race, but apparently it needed spelling out.

Arsenal were famed bottlers. Dunno if Arteta's Arsenal will be quite the same. Evidence so far this seasons says not.

No, I'm saying that to achieve a title tilt, we'll need to better the form of the current league leaders. Which isn't likely. Maybe if people stopped acting like children, I'd stop having to explain real life to them like they were children.