The Fish

Hey! Uncalled for. I do have friends.

Would love him, but would he join us when he could get CL football next year with someone like Real Madrid or whomever? Plus he doesn't necessarily align with our recruiting so far.

Subtext is for cowards.

Poes law.

Name a Worcestershire Sauce knock off?

I just don't have faith in sense and I have depressing faith in the reactionary rightwing to blame foreigners for the troubles here.

EU pass laws to make it harder to rejoin OUT OF SPITE EU punish ex-pats with unfair taxations EU let illegal immigrants pass through to OUR SHORES et fucking cetera

I see Brendan Fraser, Vincent D'Onofrio and Vic Reeves in wigs

Daily Mail and social media?

Sure, but this time we're 3rd, not 19th. We won't be playing this team; And we're more like the squad Eddie wants us to be.

Away to Shef Wed in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. Genuinely think this is a winnable competition this season; 10 PL teams have drawn each other (BRE-WHU, LIV-WOL, MCI-CHE, MNU-EVE, CRY-SOU) Some of the others have tough Championship tests (BOU-BUR, MID-BRI) or other banana skins If we get past Sheffield Wednesday, you'd expect us to be joined in the next round by Arsenal, Spurs, Fulham and Villa, 5 from the PL-PL teams above and hopefully some non-league sides. The way Howe has the squad singing from the same hymn sheet means that whomever we field should be able to play the same style, which should be enough to get past most lower league sides, right? Long story short, does anyone know where to park around Wembley?

Might precipitate a firesale of their saleable assets? Miretti and Soule?

Free text fields? Fuck that, I'm out.

Not the Barbour, not the gilet, the "going out jacket".

Questions like "When's tea ready?" "Have you seen my going out jacket?" "Why are the kids crying?" "The house is a state, what have you been doing all day?"

I couldn't name a player in their first team, let alone one from their women's team.

And get exercise going downstairs when, if he continues to ignore her, his mamster* will acquiesce and bring it to his room? My best guess is that's unconscionable *Mam/sister.

My best guess is that chunksafc is grossly overweight, whose fantasies aren't just restricted to unlikely scenarios where Newcastle United are somehow moved US franchise style 3,000 miles away to an entirely different continent, to play in an ersatz Super League. My best guess is that he believes that lasses would be all over him if they realised what a nice guy he was. My best guess is that these fantasies give him comfort as he stares out the box room window ignoring his mam's calls to a tea of microwaved chicken dippers and cheesy chips. But that's just my best guess.

Cameroon created one or two decent chances (1 in each half) and small poor chances, whereas Switzerland created 4-5 good chances (1 in first and 3-4 in the second). So, I'm not sure this is the gotcha you think it is? Even your initial post doesn't make a whole heap of sense. "Wow Cameroon creating some serious xG here" No, they weren't. Last round of games in the PL, the average xG for the winning side was 2.21, average for the losing side 1.08. "sucker punch incoming" Is it a sucker punch when the puncher has made better chances than the punchee? It's fine though, I'll drop this now and let you luddites labour away in your ignorance.

That is the only thing you've got right so far. But rather than mock you for it, I'm just glad you're making some progress.

Yeah, you don't seem to fully understand it. xG isn't a measure of a player's ability at all. All xG shows is; given all the variables, how likely a goal is to be scored from a given chance. Based on thousands and thousands of data points across multiple leagues. Doesn't matter the player, or the team he's in or whatever. High xG doesn't necessarily = good player. Also, your eyes lie to you, all the time.

Is it the public urination problem?

Your face is nonsense.

This shit right here is why you're the talk of the office canteen.