The Fish

Gloom and Meenzer live South of the River. What advice are you hoping for other than "Don't try and get a cab across the river late at night?"

Equally important, I think I'm about to be in the money lads;

Check out Mr Grumpy here, how dairy.

A choice between Old Trafford in a normal league game, or the 'new' Wembley for the Pizza Hut trophy is no choice at all.

Go to the udder one then.

If she's old enough for a loan, she's too old for that lot.

There's the growing danger that I'll be watching it round at the house of a Man Utd fan.

Tilleys?

I HAVE NOW!!! Shite, burn it.

Sausage Roel.

Shame, that might dint their push for European football this season.

Darling, I've always ploughed a lonely furrow.

Roel - Wiktionary Oh, yes it is

I like dropping nbsp's into other people's code. Because Fuck you Roel and your leaving early on a Friday ass, meaning I get all your bullshit work. That's Why!

Man, that must be challenging. I'd suggest getting a Kindle or something, but if the Mrs is a Librarian-- well that Dog just won't hunt, will it.

Oh, that isn't even the half of it. Sometimes text has an invisible character in it, it looks like a space, but it's not. It's a 'nbsp' or nonbreaking space. So when that character is in SQL or Excel codes or formula it won't work. And unless you know it's there you can waste hours or your day trying to work out why your code or formula won't work. This is a space -> <- This is a nbsp -> <-

Oh I go further than that, I'll BCC someone into an email chain. Hell, I'll wait until I'm on a call with someone, then say "Oh, I'll just see if [Senior Manager] is free." and add them to the call as an ambush.

You calling @LongTimeAdmirer a big girls blouse?

Wait, have I missed something? Your lad genuinely rips the pages out of books? What's that about?

Under Howe we've averaged around 2pts a game. That's good enough for 76points a season, which is good enough for 3rd place in 7 of the last 10 seasons. We'll be fine man.

Page 1, Chapter 1 of Steve Bruce's new book; "Outside Left"