The Fish

Well, thank God for the 2nd Ammendment then.

So is a sensible Presidential election.

Fireworks were insane on the weekend, and last night. Maybe three doors down appeared to trying to one up their neighbour. Some of the explosions were proper window rattlers. Made me think differently about Gaza.

Been born a straight white, cis, old, man?

I'll rinse stuff off, but that's so the recycling bin doesn't start to smell.

I think Bruno, Tonali and Longstaff can all play a version of that sitting midfielder, but honestly I'd much prefer an out and out destroyer. Both Bruno and Tonali are more suited to playing a little further forward, contributing to the defence absolutely, but focussed more on progressing the ball into the final third. Gan sign Tiote man.

I think it's a familial thing. Poor fucker.

He's not from Liverpool.

1-1 They're benefiting from an easier start to the season They don't apply a lot of pressure, and they've been coming up against some pretty profligate finishing. I reckon we can beat them, but we won't.

Gentlemen.

From my Everton supporting neighbour on Sunday;

Don't they usually sell their best attacking player in the January window?

Oh, there'd be no sitting until he got it right. Doddering old cunt will stand until he masters the English language.

I can say with some confidence that "Other fans" don't have a strong opinion about Sunderland AFC or the MLFs that support it. Just like "Other fans" wouldn't have a strong opinion about Portsmouth.

If time ends, it's not infinite and as the problem relies on time being infinite enforcing any kind of limit, even the heat death of the universe, renders the solution moot. You can fit infinite elephants inside a field that is infinitely big. You can't the second you put a fence around it, as it immediately ceases to be infinitely big, as you've given it an end. Also, the article says "Despite its name, the so-called heat death would actually be slow and cold" 1, heat death implies death of heat, not death by heat and 2, is doesn't imply speed of any kind. Whoever wrote the article is as stupid as the researchers who wasted their finite time by including finite time.

It doesn't even appear to solve the problem. It's "a monkey given infinite time could type the works of Shakespeare", and yet they've allowed that monkey a finite amount of time. So the whole thing is moot.

We're getting better lads.

The lad got a decent haul, but was disappointed because loads of the houses had just left a bowl outside with sweets in it so he "didn't get to scare anyone". He did compliment one lady on her costume though. That costume being "just a normal old lady in a t-shirt and jeans"

They'll beat us 0-2. Soz like, but that's the way it goes.

Vin Diesel's best performance?

The holiday was good, I'd like to say "Corfu is nice" but if I'm honest we didn't see much of it apart from the airport, taxi-interior, and hotel. Major ups were great weather, good food, welcoming staff and all that. Downs were the littlest one getting Hand, Foot and Mouth and incapable of sleeping unless she's on one of me or the Mrs. Still, nowt perks you up after 5 broken hours of sleep quite like a punchy Bloody Mary with your toes in the Ionian sea. 5.8/6.7 would recommend.