The Fish

I think you can alternate their positions/roles throughout the match. Then, like you say introduce ASM and Isak to take advantage of tired legs. Then Murphy, for the lols.

Gotta go with Wilson to start, imo. Personally I'd go with Willock and Joelinton. Don't think ASM has done anything wrong, but our best form was with a cohesive pressing unit up their end of the pitch and ASM doesn't slot in as neatly as Willock and/or Joelinton. Karius Trippier Schar Botman Burn Longstaff Bruno Joelinton Almiron ----------- Willock Wilson

Mrs Fish wants a personalised number plate.

Alreet grandad?

That's a terrible bit of business. I'll sell you a tenner for £15

I'm convinced you've got silhouettes of seagulls crossed out, like the flying aces of WWI and II.

I'm oscillating wildly between getting wildly excited and horrifically pessimistic.

Does anyone on here actually have bumper stickers on their cars?

I remember hearing that because of the way lefties were viewed when he grew up, people tried to force him to play right handed, on a right handed drum set, instead of his natural left handed way. Then when he switched back to left handed drumming it birthed his unique drumming style. Or something like that. (usual caveats about me probably not knowing what I'm talking about apply).

If there was ever a man more nailed on to be welcomed back with open arms as Sunderland manager I'd be amazed. The only thing more amazing if he didn't very quickly drew the ire of the MLFs by failing to meet their unrealistic expectations.

Poor fucker heard the 'Mac' in Macclesfield and assumed it was North of the border.

You want as few steps as possible. Better to have one monster table that the pivot table summarises, than a multitude of smaller tables that you're referencing from. Say you wanted only the men. You'd need to instruct excel to look in each table, individually, for the gender of the rider. Instead have one table with all the riders, their genders, the events they've taken part in, etc.

He'll be off to Willy Wonka's factory then.

Look, we all respect alex, but I'm not sure his phenomenal recall and barbed tongue could help him survive hitting water at 145mph.

Don't these kinds of things happen all the time? He's nowhere near the starting 11 and he's done nowt in his cameos to give Howe a real selection headache. Given the deals for Wood and Shelvey, I'd not be shocked if he moved to Forrest for £15m

Snooker, and Golf are only spectator sports for the aged, or terminally hungover.

Remember, when you're creating your data table; a) include as many columns as you can imagine needing. e.g. all of the events you'll schedule for the year, b) format the information as a table. a) it's easier to ignore empty fields than it is to add more and b) formatting as a table means the pivot table will include all the changes you make to the table easier than if it's a range. I was thinking it'd also be useful to have a separate table for the dates of the events. Purely as an index (or vlookup) reference.

CT, when you realise that you're terrible at judging talent? Ferguson, Sammeobi, probably Marveuax and Saivet at some point.

Ok, make a data table with the names of the rider id, rank, rider number, people, gender, score, medal (unless this is a calculated field), then the events, etc. than create a pivot table off this for the men Gender in Filters Name as rows Events as columns Do the same for women.

Just screen shot the raw data and I'll have a bash.

I won't see it until tomorrow, but yeah it can 100% be simplified and automated because I'm a boss.

What are the tables B5:C41 and H5:I41? You'd honestly be better with a pivot table, then you can filter with a click of a button