The Fish

When we moved into this house 4 and a bit years ago, every night there was this indiscernible shouting outside about 7:30pm that would go on for about 10 minutes. Me and the Mrs would peer out the window to try and figure it out, but we never worked out what was going on. Finally one night I'm heading out for beer because I'm such a bloody bloke and I see this lad with Downs Syndrome, headphones on, shouting/singing into a hand held microphone presumably on his way home. Everybody's reaction to Ritchie in that video makes me think of the street's reaction to the shouty lad, just accept it as him being him.

They've got loads out injured. Henderson (GK), McKenna (CB), Boly (CB), Awoniyi (FW), Kouyate (DM), Scarpa (CM). Plus Wood (FW) is ineligible, Johnson (FW) has a small chance of playing, ditto Niakhate (CB), Yates (DM).

Jesse?

He's not all there, Ritchie, is he?

Read a piece in the Athletic that said that when that happened, (a combination of players returning to par performances and opposition identifying the threat) Eddie and Mad Dog actually leaned into that approach even more.

I wonder if this phase of our transformation means we have to lean into the dark arts a little more. Once we add more, better players we won't need to spoil the game and impose ourselves as physically as we do because we've have the technical ability to play around trouble more often. @Howay got it spot on, a bit of good coaching and he looks a totally different player. Joelinton deserves credit himself for going off and getting outside coaching when Bruce was in charge. He can still improve every part of his game, but he's now a very good Premier League midfielder.

I bet you all feel pretty silly now.

Liverpool are in dire need of an overhaul. Midfield especially and while there are plenty of pundits saying they should go out and sign Bellingham I don't think one hugely expensive addition sorts them out. They need multiple top quality central midfielders, they need a top quality centreback, and I personally think they need better at fullback. They've done very well to compete with Man City, but their ages, the way Klopp has them playing and the resurgence of Arsenal, Man Utd and to a lesser degree, ourselves, means that I'd not be surprised to see them miss out on Champions League football again at the end of next season. Which means it's even harder for them to convince the very best players, like Bellingham, to join them.

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Then crack open youtube and watch the highlights?

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Saw something on twitter that we're creating loads of chances from set pieces, but really struggling to put them away. Seems weird when you've got a legion of huge men you can fill the box with, that we don't score more from situations where their size is a distinct advantage. Burn, Botman, Isak are 6.4". Joelinton, Schar are 6'1", and Bruno and Gordon are 6' as well.

I don't watch Match of the Day for the highlights, I've seen our game (usually), I've probably watched the highlights on youtube. I watch it because I enjoy hearing people's opinions on football, learning about the other teams' successes and failures, hearing a lovely bit of banter between the pundits. Anyone who's watching Match of the Day these days just to see the goals is kind of missing the point. It could definitely be improved with a better standard of pundit. I've noticed a slight movement away from "well he gets the balls there and he shoots and that's a goal", talking more about shape and tactics and systems, but they could do more, imo.

Updated things and if you don't care about xG, look away now. Tottenham and Arsenal scoring significantly more than you'd expect given the quality of their chances. Liverpool and ourselves scoring fewer than you'd expect. Hopefully this win will improve the performances of the forward line and we'll start scoring more than we have. Surprising, to me at least, that Brighton have improved so much in terms of putting away their chances, somewhere they used to really struggle with. We still have the meanest defence in the league, even with Pope's recent acts of madness. Given up as many chances as Spurs despite very different playing styles, but we're conceding half as many per game. Bottom right is the best 1/4 to be in. Creating a good number of decent chances and not conceding many per game. Top left is bad, you're giving up a lot of chances and not creating much at all.

He's not yet hit the heights of pre- World Cup, but he was superb none the less. Honestly, I think when Trippier, Bruno and Isak hit full speed the first two will surpass even pre-World Cup performances.

Really important performance and result. Just a few thoughts, in no particular order. Isak, Bruno, Botman and Schar were superb, but Willock was Man of the Match for me. Didn't massively miss Joelinton really, but that could be because of the opposition. Thought Murphy did well in that limited role of his, and ASM looked quality in flashes. I'm looking forward to Isak getting a better understanding with Bruno and Trippier and ASM/Almiron. He looks like a very different threat to Wilson, in that he looks like a threat. Play like that, we'll beat Forrest.

I think they're going off the all time table. Premier League + 1. Division » All-time league table (worldfootball.net) Pre-premier League, the last time they finished top 10 of the top flight was 1955/56, they were relegated 57/58. Also in 1955/56, the First McDonalds opened and Elvis first broke into the Music Charts with Heartbreak Hotel and the first Snooze alarm clock hit the shelves. In the PL era they've finished in the top 10 on 3 occasions (99/00, 00/01 and 10/11). We've done it 18 times since 1992

Love a curveball.

Of course I don't. And of course I won't.

I take your points, but you can't divorce the fee they'd likely want for him and the value he'd add to the team. Longstaff is a mainstay in this team for 2 reasons; a) he's a passable Premier League midfielder with higher than average ability at the pressing game and ii) we have zero squad depth. Is JWP better than Longstaff? Yeah, probably overall he is. But we'd have to throw big wages + a big transfer fee at someone who is probably better than someone we're not paying huge wages for. We'd be better off spending half of the estimated JWP fee on someone else on big wages, and adding further depth elsewhere. Ward Prowse is 28yrs old, he's got 3yrs left on his c£100k pw deal. Milinkovic Savic is 28 and has 1yr left on his c£100k pw deal. The latter is also much, much better.

Blink and you'd miss it.

Right, so, shut up.

He's a midtable or below central midfielder, with an exceptional talent for striking a dead ball. Honestly think we can do better, without spending as much as it would take to prise him from Southampton's cold dead hands. He's vital to them, not just for his ability, but he's a leader, a local lad and all that. They'd want North of £75m, surely?

Come on man, that's really insensitive.