The Fish

I've never vomited as much or as violently.

Either that, or CT's latest hobby, a bathtub gin distillery.

Bet she's written it on paper, the hypocrite.

Clipboard strikes again.

Oh my sweet summer child, those aren't stats. That's a fucking opinion poll. Gethefuggouttahere

The fuck we have!

Are you distracted by something shiny?

One thing we were told was that if he refuses to eat something, don't force him, but don't offer an alternative. Give them a while at the table while you eat whatever it is and if still didn't eat we'd just put it away and leave him hungry. Course that's not always a good idea, and it might not be the reason he's got better with his food, but it didn't hurt him.

Picking your battles is one thing, but you lose the war if you surrender every time. My 5yr old has a broader palette than my sister and she's 44. She visited and we went to a Piccolino for tea. She had a full garlic bread pizza to herself, but only half a carbonara. Why? Well because they put black pepper on it, so it was too spicy. I'm convinced this is all because my mam gave us a small variety of meals, and boiled the shit out of every vegetable.

And the removal companies in the North East start clearing their schedule.

It is a terrible vice. And where do your kids go to school, Greenwich Village?

£10 will get you £75 with Betfair.

If Isak, Gordon and/or Barnes are in the mood, and if Schar is fit to start, I'd fancy us. Wolves fans seem to be thinking this is their best chance of getting their first PL win of the season. I get that we've been below par so far, but I'm surprised at the confidence. We've 2 wins and a draw despite playing below ourselves. They're winless, winless ffs!

He looks like David Cross.

My beard is doing it's damndest to show my support for Newcastle. Genuine fucking badger stripes, two down the side, one down the middle.

Wolves have conceded 9 goals so far (6 of them coming against Chelsea), only Everton have conceded more. They have 4th highest Post Shot xGA and the 3rd lowest Post Shot xG. That means that Jose Sa has faced a lot of high quality shots and their forwards aren't great at finishing. 4th lowest Shots on Target %, and they allow the 3rd hight Shots on Target % 3rd highest average distance of each shot taken. Middle of the road for possession, and 4th worst for pass completion. No team has conceded more from set pieces. In short, they're not very good in attack or defence. Given who we've got available I'd honestly expect another counterattack set up. Maybe Kelly at LB instead of Hall?

It's a shame we won't see Trippier at Istanbul Airport. I like the look of confusion and fear on ex-Premier League players when they're met by hundreds of rabid Fenerbahce fans.

And I was thinking we had an original product.

What would he do with two doorbells? One at the normal height, just for guests and one a foot lower down for tradespeople?

That was found suspiciously quickly.

Did you go online and ask people what to do with the spare?

I was just confirming with you. Because, to my mind, if something worked and I got a new code, I'd not ask a bunch of strangers on the internet what to do. I hoped, nay prayed, that something else was going on because otherwise ... Well, that would be some straight up CT shit right here.

Does the code you got while on the call work? If so, just ignore the one you received later. They're just a randomly created unique set of numbers that the system generates. If that set isn't used, it doesn't bring about Armageddon or owt, it just assumes some doddery old coffin dodger hasn't done it properly and gets on with its life