The Fish

Sometimes, it comes and goes.

Half tanked, with a shower room and an office down there and everything. Office has phone line, muliple outlets, bespoke shelving and all that good shit. But it's been out of commission since we moved in because the Mrs inherited a coffee table made from massive fuck off reclaimed railway sleepers and a massive fuck off pane of glass. It doesn't fit comfortably in any of our rooms. It needs a team of 4 big boys (who probably know about blobbing and have calluses) to get it out of there. So, we can never use it in this house, and we couldn't sell it online without a team of sherpas to shift it, but can I take it apart with a handsaw and hammer? NoOOOOOooOOoOOoooo wimmin, amirite?

Yeah I'd like to see them get a chance together, especially as Emery is likely to have them sitting deep in a LOW BLOCK which will need to be unpicked. Which is obviously much easier with two strikers occupying their CBs. If he goes with 1 up front, I'd prefer Isak as he's better able to beat a man.

I've got one of those in the basement. The glass is broken and the beer has been drunk. So there's just the wooden stand I can't think of a good use for. Stay tuned for more high octane anedotes.

Don't worry mate, I'm sure you'll get another full English into your gut soon enough.

Bambaclaart

Frustratingly he was beginning to show a greater level of suitability. Making better decisions at the business end, doing more work on the defensive sides of things. 2 assists in the last two games as well. Be interesting to see how we line up without Almiron and ASM in the next game (or more). Big opportunity for Anderson as surely he'll get more time? Murphy and Gordon likely to start, aren't they?

Out for 6-8 weeks apparently. Such a shame because he was looking really dangerous and developing his game really well.

While you're waiting in the online queue, you could always go back to the kitchen and have them defrost the sausage and bacon for you.

Quite a bit of "man dem tings y'get me", which ruffled my feathers I don't mind admitting.

I'd love Rice and he's young enough that perhaps the next move doesn't have to be the Man City one, he's got time to take a bit of a risk and join us instead? I dunno, it's hard to make an argument for him joining in the fun at Newcastle, when he could comfortably hold down a starting position at any big club in England and likely a few options abroad as well.

Milinkovic-Savic? Play different roles, and Milinkovic Savic has 4 years on Rice. MS is more of a number 8/box-to-box/Mezzala-type midfielder, Rice is more number 6/DM/Regista*. *---> Safety Wink Safety Wink<---

I think we'll stick to Botman/Bruno/Isak level players; respected, well scouted, bags of potential

I would love Rice here, but I'd imagine he'll be off to Man City or Man Utd.

He's a steward. It was a straight swap for the Stadium of Light workers who've banned the FTM flags.

It's a Saudi backed Tyneside Cabal plot. That's the only reason why that Identikit flatpack shithole, in a shit city with NO AIRPORT, wasn't picked.

Is she suggesting which finger she prefers up her stinkhole?

She'll get over the disappointment.

That's like me cooling interest in Jennifer Lawrence and will be focussing on a wank.

Who loves ya baby

Orrrrr, the stats reflect that Aston Villa have been overperforming, benefiting from worldies for and profligacy against. This is form. Compare it to us, we're putting away roughly what you'd expect us to, and conceding roughly what you'd expect. This is class. Form is temporary, class is permanent.

The first graph shows how they've been putting away a greater number of chances than you'd expect. Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

I dunno, I think they were pretty comfortable, but Shelvey's gaffe presented a massive chance that Villa couldn't fail to bury.

I do not understand. You gonna set up a turntable in the boot as well? Deviant behaviour this.