The Fish

They're also missing their pivotal DM and first choice Right Back. Since Emery took over, they're much improved, but our home form is ridiculous and their away form shouldn't be as good as it has been.

Given the value of the chances they made Vs chances they conceded, and simulating the game 10,000 times, you'd expect them to get on average 1.79pts. So there'll be a large number of those simulated games with those chances that went Everton's way, some that ended even, and some that did end up with Villa winning. Basic stuff.

Nobody can outFish the Fish

I don't think it's the finances that'll fuck Chelsea, it's getting James Corden's input that do for them.

I think the shit first half against Brentford will motivate the team, but I do expect us to drop points in this one. And that takes cajones to admit in the face of all this confidence. 1-1

Ah, crossed wires, I thought you meant it'd be a stroll in our game, not that they'd challenge for 4th.

Emery has them producing some incredibly effective football. Don't discount them at all. Pretty sure it's only Arsenal and Man City that have more points since his appointment. They are a very different prospect now.

Pray for Gooom

Could it be because of the other meaning of that acronym?

Scraping from FBREF should be straight forward. ChatGPT is a little bitch and won't code it for you because it's "illegal" and "unethical". What a fucking dweeb. Been trying doing it from transfermarkt, but I've kept running into problems, probably because it's German. (Wanted to track league performance Vs wage)

What you hold up the prostitute's severed head by.

Start buying up Buckfast, I guess?

Sent his wife flowers, didn't they?

After all the shit they give us for apparently just wanting a 'name', the answer to all their problems seems to be a veritable who's who of uninspiring Brexity British managers that they've already heard of.

Those fabric covered hair bobbles, aren't they?

Yup, he had the temerity to suggest that a shit team full of shit players might not have enough to survive. The rascal.

You're right, it was on MSN Messenger.

and you use them well.

Boehly is clearly drunk. I used to have nights like that, shitfaced at 2am buying expensive shit off Amazon, texting an ex.

Blobbed? Callus Fingers? You're just making shit up now.

Does it have anything to do with Fred Dukes?

Only top flight boss to think his title is the instruction he should give to his players. "Interim"

I think if we'd lurched into the top 6 recently due to a good run of form, or shocking form from other teams, I could understand your caution. But we've been pretty consistent this season, with only really those 5 game end of January, early March where we've gone on a run without a win. Man Utd and Spurs haven't suddenly plummeted either. Like Gemmil says, we're around 2PpG, and we've been around 2PpG since the January after the takeover. That's just what we do; Eat, Sleep, Win one draw one, Rine, Repeat. We keep that up and we'll end up on 73pts, which is good enough for 3rd in an average season. Start buying up Euros.