The Fish

While you're waiting in the online queue, you could always go back to the kitchen and have them defrost the sausage and bacon for you.

Quite a bit of "man dem tings y'get me", which ruffled my feathers I don't mind admitting.

I'd love Rice and he's young enough that perhaps the next move doesn't have to be the Man City one, he's got time to take a bit of a risk and join us instead? I dunno, it's hard to make an argument for him joining in the fun at Newcastle, when he could comfortably hold down a starting position at any big club in England and likely a few options abroad as well.

Milinkovic-Savic? Play different roles, and Milinkovic Savic has 4 years on Rice. MS is more of a number 8/box-to-box/Mezzala-type midfielder, Rice is more number 6/DM/Regista*. *---> Safety Wink Safety Wink<---

I think we'll stick to Botman/Bruno/Isak level players; respected, well scouted, bags of potential

I would love Rice here, but I'd imagine he'll be off to Man City or Man Utd.

He's a steward. It was a straight swap for the Stadium of Light workers who've banned the FTM flags.

It's a Saudi backed Tyneside Cabal plot. That's the only reason why that Identikit flatpack shithole, in a shit city with NO AIRPORT, wasn't picked.

Is she suggesting which finger she prefers up her stinkhole?

She'll get over the disappointment.

That's like me cooling interest in Jennifer Lawrence and will be focussing on a wank.

Who loves ya baby

Orrrrr, the stats reflect that Aston Villa have been overperforming, benefiting from worldies for and profligacy against. This is form. Compare it to us, we're putting away roughly what you'd expect us to, and conceding roughly what you'd expect. This is class. Form is temporary, class is permanent.

The first graph shows how they've been putting away a greater number of chances than you'd expect. Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

I dunno, I think they were pretty comfortable, but Shelvey's gaffe presented a massive chance that Villa couldn't fail to bury.

I do not understand. You gonna set up a turntable in the boot as well? Deviant behaviour this.

Am I missing something? Can't you just put the Spotify album on repeat and play without your input?

I didn't clock that on the first watch, but I did clock the exaggerated pause, dramatic turn, zero resistance from the woman. 100% for a movie or tv show.

More. These cunts are trying to derive patterns with terrible analysis, you lot are just bumpkins trying your best.

From that site ; What pattern? We've only lost 3 games in the league Twice against Liverpool and once against Man City. The home game against Liverpool, we went ahead. So in two games, against top sides, we've conceded before the 20 minute mark and then gone on to lose. That's not a pattern. This one made me laugh. a) 'seem to struggle away against the big sides' Every team in the league struggles to beat top sides.... because they're top sides, at home. b) Villa are not a big side The more I read of that thread, the more I want to absolutely fucking smash these boring cunts.

This isn't challenging that, this is saying that given the chances they made and conceded, if you were to simulate the game 10,000 times they would average out with fewer than 3pts. The implication being that they've been lucky to have got as many points as they have, given the performances in attack and defence.

Their non-penalty xG was 1.0, ours was 1.3.

Great way to lose weight, the norovirus.