The Fish

I think that's a little optimistic.

It's not Haaland. He's amazing and a machine, but because he's a machine I don't trust him. One of these games his skin will slough off and he'll turn on the humans.

@Christmas Tree Don't you dare attempt this. This looks tasty AF and we all know that your swing at this will swap out the beef for a shoe or something.

Mam I want Bruno No!, We've got Bruno at home (the Bruno at home)

What the fuck did you say?!

And a commemorative march around the 20 minute mark.

Keep your filthy paws off of Wor Bruno. You get Bellingham and you'll be happy about it.

I hope not, for their sake.

Phones up and down the country have just pinged again.

He's had a few of them now. They're racking up.

No, he was subbed on for Willock at 2-0.

Watching back, Kulusevski and Skipp could and maybe should have seen two yellows a piece. So, by rights, we should have won by more.

I'd enjoy seeing Gordon getting the goal that both opens his Newcastle account, and breaks Everton hearts.

That's a really good point, to be fair. Say the new owners had taken the scorched earth approach and we'd sold/dumped the likes of Joelinton, Murphy, Longstaff, Schar. How much would we have got for them in total? £15-20m? How much would it have cost to buy a combative, box-to-box midfielder of Joelinton's current standard? Caicedo's valued at £70m+, Longstaff current standard? Another £20m+? A ball playing centre back with Schar's passing range? No idea. It also means when it comes to moving on those players they'll be going for significantly more, plus the premium that was previously enjoyed by the likes of ex-Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool players. I'm not getting ahead of myself, but if Howe wins a trophy or two, we'll be talking about him in the same breath as Harvey, Keegan and Robson.

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Hard to think of a player that he hasn't improved. Even the players who perhaps aren't as relied upon/vital have had their overall game improved by Howe. Saint Maximin has added better decision making and more defensive awareness/application to his game. Murphy's pressing and intelligence is great and while it's nice to see him add goals to his game, it's the hard work that'll have him keep his place.

Everton's run in Vs Leicester's V I'm desperate for Everton to get relegated

The only legitimate reason. Every lad in school who supported Liverpool or Everton, or Barnsley (yeah there was one) got a pass because it was their dad's fault. But the lads who chose to support Man Utd? Fuck those kids.

How the fuck does that work?

I'm not making the same mistake I made with Villa, but.... These are shite.

Their message board is also pessimistic.