The Fish

It's a Saudi backed Tyneside Cabal plot. That's the only reason why that Identikit flatpack shithole, in a shit city with NO AIRPORT, wasn't picked.

Is she suggesting which finger she prefers up her stinkhole?

She'll get over the disappointment.

That's like me cooling interest in Jennifer Lawrence and will be focussing on a wank.

Who loves ya baby

Orrrrr, the stats reflect that Aston Villa have been overperforming, benefiting from worldies for and profligacy against. This is form. Compare it to us, we're putting away roughly what you'd expect us to, and conceding roughly what you'd expect. This is class. Form is temporary, class is permanent.

The first graph shows how they've been putting away a greater number of chances than you'd expect. Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

I dunno, I think they were pretty comfortable, but Shelvey's gaffe presented a massive chance that Villa couldn't fail to bury.

I do not understand. You gonna set up a turntable in the boot as well? Deviant behaviour this.

Am I missing something? Can't you just put the Spotify album on repeat and play without your input?

I didn't clock that on the first watch, but I did clock the exaggerated pause, dramatic turn, zero resistance from the woman. 100% for a movie or tv show.

More. These cunts are trying to derive patterns with terrible analysis, you lot are just bumpkins trying your best.

From that site ; What pattern? We've only lost 3 games in the league Twice against Liverpool and once against Man City. The home game against Liverpool, we went ahead. So in two games, against top sides, we've conceded before the 20 minute mark and then gone on to lose. That's not a pattern. This one made me laugh. a) 'seem to struggle away against the big sides' Every team in the league struggles to beat top sides.... because they're top sides, at home. b) Villa are not a big side The more I read of that thread, the more I want to absolutely fucking smash these boring cunts.

This isn't challenging that, this is saying that given the chances they made and conceded, if you were to simulate the game 10,000 times they would average out with fewer than 3pts. The implication being that they've been lucky to have got as many points as they have, given the performances in attack and defence.

Their non-penalty xG was 1.0, ours was 1.3.

Great way to lose weight, the norovirus.

They're also missing their pivotal DM and first choice Right Back. Since Emery took over, they're much improved, but our home form is ridiculous and their away form shouldn't be as good as it has been.

Given the value of the chances they made Vs chances they conceded, and simulating the game 10,000 times, you'd expect them to get on average 1.79pts. So there'll be a large number of those simulated games with those chances that went Everton's way, some that ended even, and some that did end up with Villa winning. Basic stuff.

Nobody can outFish the Fish

I don't think it's the finances that'll fuck Chelsea, it's getting James Corden's input that do for them.

I think the shit first half against Brentford will motivate the team, but I do expect us to drop points in this one. And that takes cajones to admit in the face of all this confidence. 1-1

Ah, crossed wires, I thought you meant it'd be a stroll in our game, not that they'd challenge for 4th.

Emery has them producing some incredibly effective football. Don't discount them at all. Pretty sure it's only Arsenal and Man City that have more points since his appointment. They are a very different prospect now.