The Fish

One idea is to have a reference table =COUNTIFS($E$3:$E$100,">"&G4,$E$3:$E$100,"<"&G3) Where E is the column with the times.

Yeah you have to feel for the lads who've endured Marlon Harewood, Dan Gosling and Gabriel Obertan.

Just curious, how old were you for those goals? Just wondering how much nostalgia plays in all this. Would a younger member look at the goals under Robson with more warmth.

Listen, my Avian Averse Amigo, you said favourite. Not highest quality, Favourite. I you want to shift the goal posts, you should have chosen a less pedantic message board.

Tories round here are hiding Conservative in small font on the signs and leaflets too. We even got a Lib-Dem-Yellow leaflet that hid Tory in small font at the bottom. They'll still get a fair amount of the vote because of the area (old, fairly well-off), but hopefully the Lib Dems sweep up with the younger crowd.

Cisse's 2nd against Chelsea Robert's first against Spurs Ben Arfa against Bolton Bellamy against Feyenoord Albert's against Man Utd

Adam Armstrong was introduced in the 70th minute Elliot Anderson was introduced in the 90th minute Here are their heatmaps showing touches in the match.

Well that's a particularly stupid assumption and you should feel stupid for assuming it.

I see this going worse than my ill-fated sales career.

You think he and Terry have met do you? Well DO YOU?

Now that would be fucking hilarious. We win all our games and Arsenal go Full Spursy.

This is exactly it, Liverpool would have to win every game and frankly they're two teams in one; one is a fantastic all-action monster, one is an incohesive mess. They can be both of those in 45 minutes, let alone 5x90. And yet people on here are expecting them to just railroad for the rest of the season.

He performed his best stuff as part of a three, but I'm not sure if he's mostly played in a 3.

Too many wet keks in here like. The absolute maximum Liverpool can get is 71pts. We just need two wins to equal that. We're also 11 goals better off than they are. Brighton can get a maximum of 73pts, and we're 13 goals better off than them. Liverpool have Ful (h), Bre (h), Lei (a), Ast (h), Sou (a). Of course it's possible that they beat every single team there. But Aston Villa are no mugs, Leicester will be fighting for their lives and Fulham and Brentford are no mugs. They've got no chance. Brighton have MNU (h), Eve (h), Ars (a), New (a), Sou (h), MCI (h), Ast (a). They might only get 2 wins from that run, so they're no fucking threat. We're golden lads, golden.

Along with T'Lion, T'Witch and T'Wardrobe?

Unsurprisingly he was embroiled in a scandal regarding getting around the rules for 3rd party ownership of players.

What's he got to do with it?

You just wait until he finishes reading up on the subject

Quirk of the fixture list that the teams in with a shout of the playoffs are all playing teams in the top half and, Luton aside, against sides with a tiny chance for the playoff spots themselves. Makes the final game of the regular season really interesting. Mid (74pts 4th) - Cov (69pts 5th) Mil (68pts 6th) - Bla (66pts 9th) Pre (63pts 11th) - Sun (66pts 7th) Swa (63pts 10th) - WBA (66pts 8th) Middlesbrough are good at home ut they've lost their last 2 games. Also Coventry are unbeaten on the road in the last 8 games. I'd not be surprised to see Coventry win. 72pts Millwall are strong at home, and Blackburn are terrible on the road, so you'd expect them to win. 71pts Preston can't get there because of their GD and they're in poor form. Preston are better on the road than they are at Deepdale this season, but they are unbeaten at home in the last 7. Sunderland have been decent on the road. I reckon Swansea will beat WBA as well Season for 3rd - 10th will end; Lut 82 Mid 74 Cov 72 Mil 71 Sun 69 WBA 66 Swa 66 Bla 66

Arsenal tossing it away, Villa's resurgence, Chelsea's collapse, Bournemouth clambering to safety, Leeds have been all over the shop. Mental season.

Wants to hope he's near sighted.

The defending was shit, but to focus on that would disrespect the control and alacrity of thought he has. Entirely with his right foot, dribbling on the very edge of the pitch like a tightrope walker. No pointless stepovers, and as has been said, he got to that point and his first thought was to pull it back, not try and cap it with a solo goal. £63m should buy you top tier talent, and it fucking has.

I think this is key. It's a dramatic increase and were we owned by some random hedge fund, nobody would bat an eye. I don't think this is the end of the new commercial deals. I think, importantly, it dances around the caltrops that the established elite have dropped behind them. And we'll still fucking smash them.