The Fish

If Haaland wasn't there and they had some random jabronie, I still think Man City would be top half because they could rely on goals from their ridiculously good midfield to get them the wins. Spurs couldn't.

How much of your day was chasing away Mackem perverts?

No team in the league relies more on one player for their goal return. He's scored 10 match winners, Spurs have won 16 times. That's 62.5% of their wins have been because of his goals. Man City have relied on Haaland's goals for 40% of their wins.

and yet we're the DeLeWdEd JaWdEeS?

It's over rated.

Saved us from Relegation? We were in fucking Europe the previous season. Jesus Christ, he got rid of anyone who could play the ball on the deck and replaced them with, well exactly who Sam Allardyce would buy. He's a fucking long-ball merchant, and would 100% suck his own cock if he could ever find it again. I genuinely hope they lose every game, stay up, then peddle Sam Allardyce refusing to pay the £2.5m(!) bonus because he's cost them that in damage to the season ticket renewal and groceries.

Same as Spurs, if you ask me. They've been playing such bad football for so much of the season and I know this is a silly point, but without Harry Kane, I'm not sure they'd be top half. I've taken the top 20 players for goals scored per 90 minutes (who've played more than 10x90). Harry Kane gets 3.4 shots away per 90, he gets 40.9% of his shots on target, and gets a goal every 45% of the time. He accounts for 40.98% of Spurs' goals, and 32.34% of their non penalty xG. Of those top 20, that's 6th for Shot per 90, 11th for Shots on Target, 8th G/SoT. 2nd for % of Team goals, 1st for % of Team npxG.

Ketsbaia going mental on the hoardings "And look at Shearer, look at Shearer, that is game set and match, he's over to the Manchester United fans, who were giving him stick. Whips the ball in, well how does he get the ball in from there, Stanley Matthews at his best couldn't do that." Steven Taylor racing the length of the pitch to celebrate the winner against Celta Vigo Almiron v Crystal Palace

One idea is to have a reference table =COUNTIFS($E$3:$E$100,">"&G4,$E$3:$E$100,"<"&G3) Where E is the column with the times.

Yeah you have to feel for the lads who've endured Marlon Harewood, Dan Gosling and Gabriel Obertan.

Just curious, how old were you for those goals? Just wondering how much nostalgia plays in all this. Would a younger member look at the goals under Robson with more warmth.

Listen, my Avian Averse Amigo, you said favourite. Not highest quality, Favourite. I you want to shift the goal posts, you should have chosen a less pedantic message board.

Tories round here are hiding Conservative in small font on the signs and leaflets too. We even got a Lib-Dem-Yellow leaflet that hid Tory in small font at the bottom. They'll still get a fair amount of the vote because of the area (old, fairly well-off), but hopefully the Lib Dems sweep up with the younger crowd.

Cisse's 2nd against Chelsea Robert's first against Spurs Ben Arfa against Bolton Bellamy against Feyenoord Albert's against Man Utd

Adam Armstrong was introduced in the 70th minute Elliot Anderson was introduced in the 90th minute Here are their heatmaps showing touches in the match.

Well that's a particularly stupid assumption and you should feel stupid for assuming it.

I see this going worse than my ill-fated sales career.

You think he and Terry have met do you? Well DO YOU?

Now that would be fucking hilarious. We win all our games and Arsenal go Full Spursy.

This is exactly it, Liverpool would have to win every game and frankly they're two teams in one; one is a fantastic all-action monster, one is an incohesive mess. They can be both of those in 45 minutes, let alone 5x90. And yet people on here are expecting them to just railroad for the rest of the season.

He performed his best stuff as part of a three, but I'm not sure if he's mostly played in a 3.

Too many wet keks in here like. The absolute maximum Liverpool can get is 71pts. We just need two wins to equal that. We're also 11 goals better off than they are. Brighton can get a maximum of 73pts, and we're 13 goals better off than them. Liverpool have Ful (h), Bre (h), Lei (a), Ast (h), Sou (a). Of course it's possible that they beat every single team there. But Aston Villa are no mugs, Leicester will be fighting for their lives and Fulham and Brentford are no mugs. They've got no chance. Brighton have MNU (h), Eve (h), Ars (a), New (a), Sou (h), MCI (h), Ast (a). They might only get 2 wins from that run, so they're no fucking threat. We're golden lads, golden.

Along with T'Lion, T'Witch and T'Wardrobe?