The Fish

I'm still a romantic, and if we had a squad where ASM could play a cameo role to great effect, I'd be delighted. But we don't, so he can't, so I'm not.

What? He is Australian.

If ASM going means someone like Szoboszlai comes in, then I'll help him pack, to be honest. I love watching ASM and he'd be a great player for cup runs, weaker PL opposition, an impact from the bench but... he's one of (if not) the most saleable/least integral players we've got.

My opinion is like sunrise, it's coming whether you want it or not.

Because being gay isn't a bad thing, but being unemployable is, you fucking bigot. I know you're set on Peterborough now, but I could have recommended Stockport which is definitely on the rise and shouldn't be a massive house price difference?

Take her to York and find an 'antique' ring, cost like 50% less than a new one and if you're lucky it might be haunted.

Watching 1883 at the moment. It's good as well.

A real man sticks to his guns. Australian's are supposed to be all manly and shit, right?

Not the big name that will have their genuine world class stars getting their driver to pull a U-ey on the M11.

Arsenal were favourites to sign Bruno. Weren't Milan favourites to sign Botman as well?

We could accommodate all of them. Maddison wide right ahead of Almiron Szoboslai centre left ahead of Willock Viega centre mid ahead of Longstaff.

Wait, who's the cunt here? Gemmill, Everton, or me?

No. Death of a thousands cuts.

Right, I've been on here for literally decades and I've been abused, insulted, mocked and derided throughout. I've taken it all in my stride, but this, this shit is a step too far. I will fucking Flounce. A flounce the likes of which you have never seen.

On oddschecker we're 5th favourite for the title but still only 16/1. Oddschecker has the mackems at 20/1 for the Championship title. 10th favourite for promotion, at 7/1 As an aside Everton are 6th favourites for the drop at 4/1.

Pretty much all of them expecting play offs at the very least. They may have forgotten that Leicester, Southampton and Leeds have been relegated, plus the teams who didn't go up through the play offs, plus the fact they only sneaked into the play off spots ahead of Blackburn thanks to goal difference. Betfair has them 10th favourite for the title at 20/1. For comparison we're second favourite for the 23/24 Premier League title at 15/2 and I don't think any of us is entertaining that dream.

It was a big ask for anyone to come in with 4 games to go, but surely an impossible task for a manager whose style is diametrically opposed to the available players? Leeds' owners shouldn't have let Bielsa go, and sure as shit shouldn't have appointed someone like Allardyce. Should have just given it to a Leeds legend until the end of the season, like Michael Brown or El Hadji Diouf

This is why I'm always polite to Alexa.

It's the Etc. that underlines that.

Apparently the idea is the same as Kuol; stick him straight out on loan. Hopefully not Scotland this time.