The Fish

That's a lot of words for "Cunts"

Why, in the name of the deep blue sea, would you ever choose to trek into the Swedish hellscape when you could just click & collect?

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Picking your girlfriend up.

Can I let you into a secret? I hadn't even looked. I tried Adidas, JD Sports, DHGate, etc. But the official online club shop? Nope. I deserve every ounce of criticism.

Yes

Wanted to get my little'un an away kit, but can't find it anywhere online. Anyone got a clue?

Ted Lasso is fine.

He's more a Marmalade Man.

Lovely bit of TT nostalgia. Fully expected Wolfy to pop up with some horseshit, or me to wade in with loads of words but no cogent argument.

I thought you were talking about the recipe, I didn't realise the depths of your pedantry.

I'm sorry, what were you lying?

Pervert.

As long as you're buying decent mince with a fairly high fat content, it should cook well enough.

Don't you just peel it open then cut a grid into it before dumping it in the pan?

Watched this last night. Had to put some Brooklyn 99 on after as a bit of a palate cleanser

You trying to smoke out the Mackems or something?

You're not wrong about his defensive contribution.

I've tried to think of another onion pun, but I guess that's shallot.

You can't judge him off one photo, there's layers to the man.