The Fish

Who were the first two Newcastle players to pick up winners medals after the Saudi takeover?

I think you're a penis.

Remember feeling a pain in my gut on the bus home from school. Got worse as I walked home, was bent double by the time I got to my neighbours who was in his garden, he helped me inside the house. Mam very quickly diagnosed a burst appendix and called the Ambulance. Got loaded into the back and just as we went over a speed bump I ripped the biggest fart I've managed to this day. Mortifying. Still had to go to the hospital "just to be sure". Convinced that it was just so the paramedics could point me out to the nurses and have a good fucking laugh.

Jesus Christ is that a Tapir?

That's my take as well.

Champions League Premier League FA Cup Europa League League Cup Europa Conference European Super Cup Club World Cup Charity Shield

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He's made good runs, linked up well with the left sided CM and fullbacks. Had a few goal opportunities and has been unlucky to only score once.

Different, but I think so yeah. Plus, he's foreign, so y'know.

As Howay showed, he's getting in the right areas and the quality of his finishing is good. More time in a better team than Everton will allow him to improve those already decent metrics. One thing Gordon is not, is horrendous. Provides a good goal threat and way way more defensive contributions than ASM.

You'd think that Ashworth would have been privy to any release clause held by Brighton players, and £35m is a steal for Mac Allister. You'd have thought he'd have been all over it.

Your guarantee means less and less. Mindy Project ffs.

Ted Lasso is fine for what it is. It's saccharine as hell, but it's fine.

His greatest crime will forever be "The Mindy Project".

I guarantee there's a webpage which has everything in chronological order for Star Wars. Marvel does.

No. Szoboszlai.

The lad has a higher ceiling than I thought, it definitely helps that he's playing with much, much better players now. It's his pace on the ball that's surprised me most, usually best shown when he's pushed wide left. Can't think many players who've left Kyle Walker in their wake.

They're standalone series aren't they? But it might be more satisfying to watch it chronologically?

I like good stats, not wonky stats. Needs to be a lower tolerance in terms of playing time.

And if ASM moves abroad or doesn't reproduce the output, we'll have the 1st and 2nd best. By the by, Iheanacho being 4th shows that that table isn't a great representation.

I'm not sure if that's true. We've produced a couple but nothing like West Ham, Everton and the like. And our best aren't near theirs.

It's obvious why you two are arguing. There's no football to talk about. ASM's performance metrics are excellent, but it's a smaller sample size because he's not played that much, 17 of his 31 appearances have been from the bench, and 40% of his assists came in the Man City game at the beginning of the season. We've scored 74% of our goals without him starting, 82% of our clean sheets, 79% of our wins, 75% of our points, 69% of our xG. I'm not saying that he's to blame or owt, simply that we haven't really missed him.

New album by the Libertines?

Of course if that player then flops, his love for Liverpool is sharp swept under the carpet. And obviously any transfer that didn't come off is because the player is clearly motivated purely by money and they wouldn't want a player like that anyway. You know because Liverpool famously pay their players with seeds and compost for their allotments.

Yeah?