The Fish

He's made good runs, linked up well with the left sided CM and fullbacks. Had a few goal opportunities and has been unlucky to only score once.

Different, but I think so yeah. Plus, he's foreign, so y'know.

As Howay showed, he's getting in the right areas and the quality of his finishing is good. More time in a better team than Everton will allow him to improve those already decent metrics. One thing Gordon is not, is horrendous. Provides a good goal threat and way way more defensive contributions than ASM.

You'd think that Ashworth would have been privy to any release clause held by Brighton players, and £35m is a steal for Mac Allister. You'd have thought he'd have been all over it.

Your guarantee means less and less. Mindy Project ffs.

Ted Lasso is fine for what it is. It's saccharine as hell, but it's fine.

His greatest crime will forever be "The Mindy Project".

I guarantee there's a webpage which has everything in chronological order for Star Wars. Marvel does.

No. Szoboszlai.

The lad has a higher ceiling than I thought, it definitely helps that he's playing with much, much better players now. It's his pace on the ball that's surprised me most, usually best shown when he's pushed wide left. Can't think many players who've left Kyle Walker in their wake.

They're standalone series aren't they? But it might be more satisfying to watch it chronologically?

I like good stats, not wonky stats. Needs to be a lower tolerance in terms of playing time.

And if ASM moves abroad or doesn't reproduce the output, we'll have the 1st and 2nd best. By the by, Iheanacho being 4th shows that that table isn't a great representation.

I'm not sure if that's true. We've produced a couple but nothing like West Ham, Everton and the like. And our best aren't near theirs.

It's obvious why you two are arguing. There's no football to talk about. ASM's performance metrics are excellent, but it's a smaller sample size because he's not played that much, 17 of his 31 appearances have been from the bench, and 40% of his assists came in the Man City game at the beginning of the season. We've scored 74% of our goals without him starting, 82% of our clean sheets, 79% of our wins, 75% of our points, 69% of our xG. I'm not saying that he's to blame or owt, simply that we haven't really missed him.

New album by the Libertines?

Of course if that player then flops, his love for Liverpool is sharp swept under the carpet. And obviously any transfer that didn't come off is because the player is clearly motivated purely by money and they wouldn't want a player like that anyway. You know because Liverpool famously pay their players with seeds and compost for their allotments.

Yeah?

I'm still a romantic, and if we had a squad where ASM could play a cameo role to great effect, I'd be delighted. But we don't, so he can't, so I'm not.

What? He is Australian.

If ASM going means someone like Szoboszlai comes in, then I'll help him pack, to be honest. I love watching ASM and he'd be a great player for cup runs, weaker PL opposition, an impact from the bench but... he's one of (if not) the most saleable/least integral players we've got.

My opinion is like sunrise, it's coming whether you want it or not.

Because being gay isn't a bad thing, but being unemployable is, you fucking bigot. I know you're set on Peterborough now, but I could have recommended Stockport which is definitely on the rise and shouldn't be a massive house price difference?

Take her to York and find an 'antique' ring, cost like 50% less than a new one and if you're lucky it might be haunted.

Watching 1883 at the moment. It's good as well.