The Fish

Stevenage looks close, and they're a bunch of cunts, so maybe them?

It's a difficult thing to manage, you want players fit and sharp, but you don't want them exhausted and jaded.

If only there was another fanbase who had an irrational hatred of airports, they could become speshull fwends.

And frees up a bit of money for wages. Not loads, Darlow must only be on about £30k, but every little bit helps, right?

Hey! I might be sad enough to go onto other clubs' messageboards, but I don't bother my arse to slag off their rivals. Don't even know who I'd pick for Villa, is it Birmingham, West Brom, Coventry, Wolves? And what about Luton, who the fuck do they hate? Whipsnade Zoo?

Newcastle bars have missed a trick there like. Mile Castle should put on a free shuttle bus that picks the away fans up and drops them off outside the pub.

Did they get their 4 stars free in a cereal box or something? Who the fuck looks forward to an away day in Sunderland? Besides the lads whose weekend plans include braving that hellhole for the duration of the match and no longer. "Weyeve got greyut beeyuches" Beaches? We've all got beaches man. Loads of them. Beautiful ones, unspoiled by some 12yr old pissed up Jaden holding his mam's blue pop as she shits in a bin.

Good to see him playing competitive games and all that, but I don't really put much stock in performances in the U21s. He'll not have had much of a break in the summer either, be interesting to see how Eddie manages that.

Yeah having Tonali means Bruno will be able to join attacks from deep, rather than being up there as part of his position/role. I think Tonali is an upgrade (serious upgrade) on Longstaff. I'm disappointed we haven't already signed a Szoboslai or Maddison in addition to Tonali, but I'm zen as fuck. I'm entirely confident that we'll end the window pleased with our business yet again.

Jesus Christ Alex. I mean, Jesus Christ!

Maybe if your mates did something interesting it'd be an easier choice?

How else do you show track development?

Mate of mine had a similar complaint. She sent a message after and said she loved seeing us and she gets why we want to talk about them, but could we maybe not do it all night. So now we consciously limit it whenever she's round and to be honest we're all better off for it. Learned more about the other dad's career after that, than I had in about 4yrs prior.

Extraction 2. Really good action set pieces. Kind of a throw back to early 00's film like The Equaliser Fun way to kill a couple of hours.

What a fucking idiot. Also, I'm pretty sure the last sentence of @Rayvin's post is sarcasm. If anyone is on Mastodon, let me know your username.

You talking about me and Diego?

That was more of a rebuke to some others who dare doubt me. Franca looks exciting, but then they all do.

Bet you've never seen him play. You just like him cos he's foreign. What does he play? A False Puttanesca? Gan strerk yer beeyadd, ya fockin doyle cunt. Dead easy, this luddite lark.

You mean Milinkovic-Savic? Yeah, he'd be great. We were linked in January, he's got a year left on his contract but will be 29 when it expires. Lazio have offered him a 4yr deal, but it's not clear if he's keen on staying. He'd cost around £30m, apparently. I'd love him here, but like you say he may be off to Milan.

I dunno who or what you're flapping your gums about. Oh and I'm so chill I'm frosty.

Alreet Captain Sarcasmo?

But there'll be other Szoboszlais. Where we can both afford the fee and the wages without knackering our existing wage structure or breaking FFP. Hell, we might buy that Szoboszlai when he's younger/cheaper.

They're not in the Champions League this coming season. But they're an elite side and it's likely that they'll be in the Champions League spots this season. We have the parts in place, but we're not there yet. Oh, and we have that sort of signing in; Isak, Bruno, Tonali, Botman, Trippier. And there'll be more to come. Just maybe not this window.

Oh we're aboard the Elite-opolis express all right, but we're not yet at our final destination. e.g. I don't think we'll get CL this season (this prediction will be revised many times before the end of the transfer window) because Chelsea and Liverpool will likely have better seasons than they did in 22/23 (maybe Spurs too). We have a thin squad which is largely inexperienced playing in multiple competitions. Brighton and Villa may still be a threat too.

Not yet. One good season, in a crazy season, does not a summer make.