The Fish

Hard to supervise something that hasn't happened, old fella.

Jeez that's harsh, Ewerk is right there man! tbstbs

Look, some days you want a steak, other days you just fancy a kebab.

I can't help you with a bike shed, but I swear someone's got the coordinates of a bacon shed...

Odours do tend to follow the source around. Next time try having a shower before you migrate.

Yeah the only card with a question mark for me was Jota's first. But that's a subjective thing so I'm afraid thems the breaks kid. And once you're on a yellow (justified or not) you would be utterly stupid to go in for a second challenge like he did, 90 seconds after the first. Forget a PGMOL internal review, Liverpool should be conducting an internal review looking into why they've had 3 red cards stand in the first 7 games.

I haven't given up, I've just moved onto other things in my head.

Were they maybe hoping for some Cocoon type rejuvenation?

Fucking Hell CT, charge your phone!

As another mate says: "I will also add that Liverpool have completely tucked themselves up here as well. As soon as the next decision goes for them (and it will) and they don’t issue a strongly worded statement condemning VAR (or if Klopp says he didn’t see it) then they will be shown up for massive hypocrisy. Rod meet back."

I didn't even think to read the comments! That's my morning sorted

8 Greggs, no Pret within 5 miles

The fuck happened here? It is good to know my fame spreads far and wide across the world wide web.

The irony is not lost on me; fucked by data.

Was talking to a Liverpool fan mate of mine last night and his position was that VAR isn't working and them 'exploring options' will change things for the better. All the other club should follow Liverpool and make a stand. I said that right after the game, Klopp had it right; frustrated but said the referees needed help. He was measured and calm and considered and fair. Then Liverpool throw that approach in the bin and set fire to it. I said mistakes are always going to happen because it relies on people and people aren't infallible. I said the PL clubs should work with the referees, pay for the extra tech (the stuff used in the world cup), fund better training, discourage abuse of officials at grass roots to encourage a larger pool of referees. He said that hasn't worked, so we should get behind Liverpool because they're the only ones trying to change anything. He also genuinely said the following; Yes, because Martin Luther King's famous and fatal speech about the oppression and racism black people face is just like Liverpool throwing a petty pity party because they had a goal wrongly chalked off for offside in a game they had 2 men sent off and lost. Sympathy for Liverpool is huge but not limitless - their 'sporting integrity' statement is absurd (football365.com)

Is this all after a recent house move, or am I thinking of someone else?

Of course they won't man. Spurs are hardly going to be up for it. And just imagine the precedent that would set. Guardiola demanding a replay because Wolves took a foul throw?

Sounds awful mate. Stressful as fuck. Of course, our John Lewis purchases have gone brilliantly and when the coffee machine did break, they'd sent us out a new one before we'd even returned the broken one.

Ah, John Lewis doe a 4yr as standard. Who does it? Losers ands Nerds! That's who.

Where'd you buy it from and did you get the extended warranty?

The rank entitlement is embarrassing. Two things; The offside was a massive cock up and the VAR process is in a mess, but plenty of teams have had similar issues, or worse. Even on the weekend, Brentford should definitely have had a penalty when the Forest 'keeper took out Wissa. But they didn't. You don't see Thomas Frank and Brentford 'exploring options' do you? Liverpool need to pull on some big boy pants and realise they didn't lose that game because of one offside mistake. Spurs deserved to win helped chiefly by Liverpool having two men sent off. Liverpool have twice as many red cards as anyone else in the League, Mac Allister's was overturned, but it was high, studs showing so I wouldn't have been surprised if it had have stood. Van Dijk's was a clear red and it stood. Jones goes over the ball, studs showing red card all day Jota is unlucky to get a yellow for the first incident but it happens, HOWEVER once on a yellow that second challenge was always, always going to be a second one and an early bath.

Guarantee if he suddenly replaces Pep at Man City, he'll sharp morph into someone wonderful in their eyes.

I think Itauma has the easiest opponent.