The Fish

Leicester and Leeds have scored more goals in 2023 than Chelsea.

Bet he's got a grandkid too, the rat!

Then why bother with IMDB at all? Just go off the recommendations from people whose opinions you trust? Also, with the Marvel stuff I take the Chez approach. Sure, sometimes I want to watch some gripping, intelligent, thoughtful 'picture', but sometimes I like Boom POW Kablam.

You think so? Can you tell Pep and the boys that it's not worth turning up? Cheers

When's big Joe back? I miss him.

I enjoy some of them, but I'd never say they were on a par, or better, than actual proper tv shows like The Sopranos.

Mate, rating sites are bollocks. Avatar: the last Airbender has a 9.3 on IMDB. Now, I'm not averse to stuff that are chiefly aimed at a younger audience, but I'm not having some cartoon rated as highly as the Wire, or Chernobyl. Better than Sopranos?

This is definitely true, sure the very best teams have workmanlike players who are also unbelievable players in their own right, but it can't be overstated how important it is to have someone who's quite happy to do the hard yards (or 10km in Sean's case) to afford more space and time for the more technical players to shine.

Hey, it got my attention, got your point across succinctly too. Now what you've got to ask yourself is this; do you want me to throw three graphs up in here, orrrr do you want me to go all loquacious again? Statty Dave, or Chatty Dave. It's entirely up to you.

Do they think him an uppity son of a bitch?

You know a good way to draw attention to something? Graphs.

This wasn't a deliverable, this was a bonus, a boon, a treat. You best not get things twisted.

No, the table hadn't been properly sorted, so the numbers weren't yet accurate. For example, Luton was way off.

Wait, I spaffed my load too too early, Hang on two seconds

I have no will power

Sheffield were shocking. Not just the system, but the application too. 5 at the back, but left huge gaps between midfield and the back line. We always looked like we had a spare man. But we were ruthless, our set pieces were excellent, Botman and Schar were excellent as was Trippier. They were shit, we were very good.

HS2 would have shaved about an hour off the journey to London from Manchester. As someone who occasionally does that route, I for one am delighted that I am keeping hold of that extra hour to dick about on the company dime.

Thoroughly tempted to update based off the Sheffield result.

Worst midfield passer, still hit 82% mind you. Elliot Anderson completed 93.5%

Tried to give DailyNUFC the benefit of the doubt, but Longstaff hasn't got 99% pass completion at all this season. Which isn't surprising and it's not a criticism of Sean, but this kind of shit gives stat bros a bad name, so I won't stand for it.