The Fish

Oh don't fret, this is a patented "Fish planning way WAY ahead" kind of thing. We've been guilted into spending time up north for the Festive Gooch and there's no way I'm leaving the planning to them lot, no FUCKING way. Booked a cottage near Alnwick we can stay in, sorting somewhere we can go for food, and looking at stuff that my kids will enjoy too.

Not in the slightest,

Need a good recommendation that meets various (and sometimes contradictory) requirements; 1. Got to be pretty close to Seaton Sluice (15-20 minute drive max) 2. Got to have a menu that is both good quality, without being too "artsy fartsy" 3. Got to be able to have tables where a couple of bigger people can comfortably sit. 4. Not a fish restaurant. If you can argue amongst yourselves until there's a top 5 to choose from, that'd be great.

Grealish isn't famous for his graft, is he?

We're going to go big this summer Mark my words.

According to my mate, Chelsea have been poor lately. Only won 4 from 14 and they've come against teams 16th and below. Get on a run and we could make PSG our little bitch boys again

Cheers. Fucking got me bawling again. Honestly, my boy wasn't that bothered about watching but came in with 5 minutes to go. And when the Chiesa goal went in I was tempted to evict the fucking jinx. Bloody hell lads. We've won a fucking trophy. An actual proper trophy. At Wembley. Against Liverpool. Who we've not beat in a decade. Who are the presumptive PL champions. With the presumptive player of the season on their side. I was not confident at all. Everything seemed to stack up against us. Losing key players to injury, facing an opponent who'd be a bogey team if they were worse than they are, and all that. But we were fucking immense. Every single man in black and white was imperious. We didn't sneak a win, or grind one out. We battered the best team in the land. Salah was anonymous. Their much lauded midfield was porous. And the best CB in the league was so shit scared of Isak, van Dijk spent most of the game marking Murphy instead. Fuck me. Much love lads, much love.

2-0 to the Scouse

Altrincham Vs Wealdstone Tuesday 18th March £20 for a single adult ticket in with the home fans.

Or a stapler in some jelly.

Fucking Hell ewerk 😂

This all seems fine Newcastle United will never be defeated and all that.

xPts are class.

You know what's weird? Brentford's form. They've won the last 4/5 away games. Those 4 are their first away wins of the season. They've lost the last 4/5 at home. Those 4 are their first home losses of the season.

It's more of a curse than you think.

Church is right like, 4th isn't good enough.

Some of the so-called accountants might be able to confirm, but I wonder if this means we could bring on a stack of commercial deals from associated parties and get them on the books in time for the summer window?

My zen state was briefly interrupted by it

Just measures how likely the team in possession is to score as the game progresses. Big yellow column- Forest look dangerous Big white column - Bright do. But we know that plenty of goals come against the run of play. And we also know that pissing about with the ball 30yds out doesn't necessarily mean you're a danger to the opposition.