The Fish

Centre back ✅ Young ✅ Playing abroad ✅ Eye-talian ✅

What, with these red chinos?!

I was too busy being a cunt in Clapham. Where they appreciated my presence at the bar.

Oh fuck, Wolfy's got two accounts!

alreet wolfy

It was fun for my late 20s/early 30s, but then I grew up and concurrently was not a millionaire.

Orrrr, live in a swanky area of London, and not have to commute, fly or get a chauffeur driven limo (Who the fuck gets limos other than wanky 16yr olds at their Prom anyway?!). London is a global capital, and in the UK it is unrivalled for variety of food, shopping, culture ( I know, I know) and nightlife options for young twatty millionaires. It's also a major transport hub for Europe and the rest of the world. There's over 250 flights to Dubai every week from London, 63 to Paris a day.

Deaf as a post man, shirley

Old people, generally, and the press. Do me a solid, just copy this phrase - "Young people don't vote" and pop it into www.google.com then hit return and watch as the page fills up with results from a whole host of sources.

Absolute fucking nonsense! The kids just don't want to work. Young people would rather spend money on lattes and Netflix. Young people don't vote etfuckingcetera

Because old people voted in the Tories for fucking ages, they did nothing to stop Murdoch or all of the other shit.