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1 - Shite, and considering I had no hopes for this season that's saying something. Under Keegan midtable was most peoples expectation but the complete upheaval after his departure meant we knew it was going to be another year of strife. I don't think anyone really expected relegation though. 2 - Draw against Man United on the first day of the season. I think it gave everyone hope that we could kick on and maybe secure a Europa League spot if we were lucky 3 - Getting relegated, made even worse by the complete lack of fight showed by the tossers on the pitch during the Villa game. 4 - Two things. Firstly everyone likes to see a biggish club take a tumble as has been seen when any name team drops out of the league - it was the same for West Ham, Leeds and Sheff Wed. Secondly we've basically been painted as delusional idiots, no thanks to those lads and lasses at Sky and the BBC who have sought out every gurning, unemployed fool to interview and patronise the living daylights out of. 5 - Decent Championship level strikers and midfielders need to be brought in while shipping out the likes of Owen, Martins, Nolan, Barton, Gutierrez, Colocinni etc. Basically we need rid of those who are earning too much but not doing enough. 6 - We need to look at bouncing back ASAP. Any other outcome would be a disaster and could see us staying in the second tier for a good few years.

Shame he didn't show half the effort in play as he did celebrating.

Bad finisher, woeful first touch, no footballing brain...but he scored the occasional 40 yard screamer. Get rid.

source? Some lad on Skunkers. It could be bollocks but since he wasn't met with dozens of posts telling him to "fuck off and die in a house fire" he could be right. Actually, I do get the feeling he's been spot on with stuff like this before although I can't remember any particular post off the top of my head. Here's the post... If true also pretty much confirms Shearer has accepted the job. EDIT - The poster lives in the same building as him so he's been chatting to his lass and the lad who Bassong rents the flat off.

Been offered a new deal which is considerably more than what he's on now.

I've heard Man United are sniffing around. Not much hope he'll be here long enough to see first team action.

They historically think Japan are cunts. There was a thread I done on Newcastle Online about North Korea about three years ago showing you about 200 pictures of what life seems to be like there. 9pm street lights off tellies off fucking everything, it must be a shite life. Reminds me of a story I was told by a mate of mine when he was debating North Korea with a slightly dense pal of his... "Have you heard about North Korea?" "Aye, must be a pretty shit place to live. Poverty, famine, no right to free speech... "...And they've only got one TV channel!"

What the fuck is on David Craig's jacket? It looks like someone sicked up on his shoulder

I love the bloke

Cant really argue with what the man says He's ridiculously optimistic regarding who we'll keep and how much we'd get for those we sell. We wont get 10 for Martins, 4 million for a 30 year old Duff? 4 million for Nolan? Not gonna happen and we almost certainly will lose Bassong. Also I don't think we should necessarilly get rid of Lovenkrands. And this whole thing about Butt being dependable, what a load of shit, people just say this because he plays all the time and gives it his all, but he's fucking hopeless. Our players are on contracts, if we want to keep them then we keep them. Shearer wont be fucked about Shearer might not be here.

Marcotti talks so much shite it's unbelievable. If he didn't have an accent he'd be below Garth Crooks on the "pundits who know what the fuck they're talking about" scale.

Is that his actual name or is it just what the club write to make us think he's not a cunt? I'm beginning to wonder

He needs to fuck off and get his cock caught in one of his bandits ASAP.

The ones bolded will stay IMO, not that i'm happy about it

"alan shearers ilagitamit he has got no birth certifficate hes got aids and cant get rid ov it dirty geordie bastard hahahahahaa" Facebook never fails to cheer me up Gawd bless the standard of education in this country.

But we're moving forward [/some spacktard on N-O]

Is Saylor Fop? Shearer looked pretty choked up to me at the full time whistle as did Saylor. The rest can fuck off and die.

I much prefer to be disliked than liked. All that 'second favourite club' shite was cringeworthy.

It's hard not to read them when it's nigh on every thread. And MarkT was right, like

You were a grade A dullard prior to the IP fiasco too.

It's shite like this that makes Toontastic absolute torture to read and post on nowadays. We have doyles like Danny and Fop running riot and turning every thread they frequent into some of the most tedious tit for tat exchanges i've ever witnessed (and I post on some shite forums, believe you me). Don't get me wrong I like a good interweb tête à tête as much as the next man but there's nothing witty or interesting about watching some of the fuckwits on here indulge in what is either some of the most boring wummery known to man or genuine schoolyard bickering. It would be nice to read threads nowadays without knowing a page and a half in they're going to become some ridiculous exchange between the aforementioned two and someone who should really know better. I'd put the friggers on ignore if it made a blind bit of difference.

Once again complete bollocks by NUFCBlog

What? Like making shit up?

MarkT has ran rings around Stevie today