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I know some of the stuff which has went on there. No way is that the best advert for a fan ran football club.

All the mongs were inside on their stolen computers piggybacking interweb access so they could vote for Geremi

The Ronny seems to think that a cash rich Omani consortium is interested, although they're not the most reliable when it comes to takeover chatter

On further inspection it is nothing but a meaningless web poll http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Playe...,,10278,00.html That's the link to the real PotS poll. Still fancy voting for Geremi anyone?

What makes it even funnier is that it looks like it's just a straw poll. We don't actually dish out an award on the back of this which makes all the effort they're going to equally as baffling.

that, however, is incredibly sad They do it all the time.

30.3% Craig Hope will be seething tbh.

The Mackems have highjacked the Player of the Year poll on the site and they're all voting Geremi. Usually i'd be a little irritated by this, mutter something about "obsessed" and move on but I dislike the playing squad with such a passion at the minute I think we should join them and vote for the useless fucker. Think of it as spoiling your ballot paper http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1674181,00.html He's on a little over 25% at the minute, surely we can get him to over 50?

And then our running costs come from where exactly? From the income that the club generates. The income the club generates doesn't come close to covering running costs man

I want to spoon TC

Whooo! Pro life!

Skunkers rumours....

Wasn't he just buying a set of roof bars from Halfords?

Just blind optimism that though isn't it. No part of Ashley's reign has went smoothly at all! Did I claim it was anything else

I'm subscribing to the idea that there are a handful of interested parties out there who have looked at the books and were just waiting to see which division we were in before making their move. That should mean (in theory) that any potential takeover is quick.

You're thinking of 'the Jews!'

If he is genuinely stuck and needs to get rid I can see us being sold for £70-£80 million. If it's just another 'woe is me' moment then I don't expect much.

*slow clapping* Now he gets it I hate the bloke. I hate the fact he can walk away from the mess he's created with the best part of a billion in the bank and a slightly dented ego. I hate the fact he'll probably wallow in self pity and say how he was hard done to by the fans. Good fucking riddance.

People who take longer than they should at cash machines. It's a 1 minute job at the very most - pop your card in, enter pin, check your balance, take cash. Some people seem to have trouble with this simple task. It always begins when they can't remember their pin and snowballs from there. I nearly got into a fight with someone using the cash machine next to the Other Rooms because they were taking so long

Family and area really. The whole of my Mams side of the family are Geordies and my Dads Mackems but they got divorced when I was too young to take an interest. When I finally did get old enough all my really close family were NUFC daft so I followed their lead. It goes without saying that growing up in the NE was a huge influence too.

Enrique has gave an interview in Marca where he says he wants to stay and believes in fulfilling his contract. As nice as it is to hear (and I hope he does stay) we're not going to be able to keep every single member of the back four unless Ashley is willing to sub their wages for a season.

"I'M A RAPIST!!!! Did you pot a ball there?"

That was pure gold

The Heil are usually about as reliable as a chocolate fireguard but they seem to be echoing what that lad on Skunkers was saying about Bassong.

Almost as good as the lad who insisted Ryan Taylor was a "top, top player" before we signed him