Ketsbaia

Greek barman: "Where are you from?" Sunburned Mackem in deckchair replica strip: "Sunderland" Greek barman: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Geordies!" He nearly choked on his warm beer and then went through the rigmarole of explaining quite aggressively the difference between Mackems and Geordies. The poor bloke behind the bar was shitting himself

We haven't been "Banned", only the author of this thread is suggesting so, no quote in the original article even mentions that. It's a nothing story. For a matter of fact I don't know why its even tinting towards banning only Sunderland, he doesn't say that and just mentions he doesn't want both clubs playing together. He could be referring to Newcastle, perhaps? A nothing club playing another nothing club in a piss little friendly, whilst their big premier league brothers play in one of the largest and most famous pre-season competitions in world football. Thousands of mackems have already got the ferry and hotels booked for the occassion with virtually all tickets sold out, whilst you will be bringing a much smaller band of supporters and have likely sold less tickets in total, and when negoitating this "ban" if it happens, they're going to have to focus on the ones who its going to cause less incovinence too, which unfortunately is the championship plodders, who currently don't have a hope in hell of exsisting as a football club before 2020. You lot are so fucking thick its unbelievable. Please don't add spin control onto a neutrally aimed article. He's effectively said that officials in Utrecht aren't interested, obviously as their city probably isn't going to be awash with rival fans on the piss. I've no doubt Sky have sensationalised it but it's anything but a nothing story. I much preferred you when you were pretending to know fictional billionaires if i'm honest. Give the man a medal. Blue Peter badge or nowt you faux Yank cunt.

We haven't been "Banned", only the author of this thread is suggesting so, no quote in the original article even mentions that. It's a nothing story. For a matter of fact I don't know why its even tinting towards banning only Sunderland, he doesn't say that and just mentions he doesn't want both clubs playing together. He could be referring to Newcastle, perhaps? A nothing club playing another nothing club in a piss little friendly, whilst their big premier league brothers play in one of the largest and most famous pre-season competitions in world football. Thousands of mackems have already got the ferry and hotels booked for the occassion with virtually all tickets sold out, whilst you will be bringing a much smaller band of supporters and have likely sold less tickets in total, and when negoitating this "ban" if it happens, they're going to have to focus on the ones who its going to cause less incovinence too, which unfortunately is the championship plodders, who currently don't have a hope in hell of exsisting as a football club before 2020. You lot are so fucking thick its unbelievable. Please don't add spin control onto a neutrally aimed article. He's effectively said that officials in Utrecht aren't interested, obviously as their city probably isn't going to be awash with rival fans on the piss. I've no doubt Sky have sensationalised it but it's anything but a nothing story. I much preferred you when you were pretending to know fictional billionaires if i'm honest.

GS shites from a great height all over O'Dreary. Good manager who impressed me at Saints.

I doubt the validity of the story and I know this wont be too popular but good. We're at a tipping point now where we know we're going to lose certain players and if a takeover doesn't happen quickly we're going to be unable to replace them. I personally don't want an unproven manager coming into this job and swinging aimlessly because it could turn out to be a fucking disaster. If we're going to continue to dick around then I want someone with proven Championship level credentials (Not JFK) to do the job, someone like Coppell.

Every little helps.

Good stuff This means government funding doesn't it?

You karazeee kids

Those sandals scream 'closet paedophile' to me too.

Surely we can find where this lad works...if he does

http://www.spike.com/show/31082?tabId=3113...n=getTabMembers Full episodes

Link. I need to tell him he's a twat.

Already my favourite. Newcastle fan too http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,237...5344207,00.html

400 will be a very good score and entirely doable as long as Swann and Anderson stay in. Panesar can't even hold a cricket bat

I the only one hoping he was dead?

I demand you get rid of Saylor and put it as your new avatar. It took me a whole 20 seconds to copy the URL and post it on here

His latest Les Paul has arrived in bits. eBay seller didn't package it properly That's a whole world of negative feedback right there.

What's got you so spooked?

White text saying it's bollocks.

I suppose we can take heart that someone has been visiting, just not the megarich fucker with the poor taste in dress shirts

That's almost word for word what was posted on Skunkers last week. It's just missing the white text saying it was a piss take.

David Craig couldn't score in a brothel so I imagine he'll come up with fuck all.

Said it was the Malaysian consortium, 2nd visit in the last 7 days, again looking round the training ground, facilities etc, accompanied by Llambias. Also said that the man bankrolling the consortium (Krishnan hopefully??) was present, which hopefully means it's starting to pick up pace... Sounds interesting. I'm assuming he wasn't present the last time so his blokes must have told him good things and he wants to scope it out himself. I'm getting more and more convinced it is Krishnan. The lack of a denial fits in nicely with the confidentiality agreement plus the Malaysian press and government are talking it up.

To be fair a few people on Skunkers and N-O saw the chopper landing at/hovering around the training ground. One claimed that Ashley, a bloke with a fierce tan who could've been Krishnan and another lad jumped out and looked around the place for a bit. Granted, the lad with the tan could've been either Harper or Taylor.

NUFC's very own Rob W.