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Aye an every day stalker me like, a proper Richard Ramirez. Hold on, why did you mention an American criminal and not a British one? Surely our criminals are better than their lot?

I can't remember a point in my life where I ever believed in God. Even as a kid I never bought into it. Same goes for a lot of my mates, we were all aware it was complete bollocks and the whole saying prayers in school and doing the odd special assembly at the church was a bit of a charade to keep the teachers happy. It probably helped that the main influences in my life were either atheist or unsure and completely unwilling to push any sort of belief system on me. That said I'm relatively relaxed when it comes to other people's beliefs as long as they keep it to themselves. If someone mentions the G word to me in that ever so patronising fashion believers are capable of it's like a red rag to the bull. I've turned into Dawkins because my lass (a lapsed Catholic if I ever saw one) has said something completely bloody ridiculous at the wrong time The only person I know who is a practicing Christian is my cousin, who had a mental breakdown and then 'found God' a year or two ago. The most annoying thing is that she's no different to what she was before, she's still manic depressive as hell and wired to fuck but because she goes to church every other day people consider her better. I'd consider her worse.

I can't decided whether Stevie is actually a mental or just having a bit of a laugh.

I'd take that back to the shop, Tom. Some cunt has drawn on it.

Isn't it only players over the age of 21 who need to be registered? Anyone under that can supplement the squad. That should free up some spaces as Vuckic, Gosling, Ranger etc. wont be part of the 25.

So far this preseason I make it thirty-love to us. Gosling and Campbell have told Agent Cushionface to do one and chose us instead.

I love owt like this, me

Winter has shot up in my estimation

Yeah, that was Roland Ratzenberger. Decent piece, obviously, but I'm buggered if I'm giving anyone credit for noticing that Senna was quite good at what he did. I think the fact that was being pointed out Martin is that we're a generation on and those that are too young to remember Senna, or weren't even born when he died have little or no appreciation for his talent - he was just 'that driver who died'. No, Craig, I think you'll find the point was that I'd had a glass of wine too many and was in a bit of a strop. Flounce alert

Ferrari have been fined $100,000 and referred to the WMSC.

The rumours simply aren't going away. I'm beginning to get the feeling this is Xisco mark two. Ashley is doing this deal, not Hughton.

No they shouldn't. He was tried under Scots law and it was our decision to let him out (I'm not convinced it was him anyway). I understand why they're upset but fuck'em. The BP conspiracy theory has only came about because of the currently anti-BP sentiment in the US.

I really don't like it when Rob has a point Massa was marginally slower, not enough to advocate the two switch positions in such a blatant manner. It probably makes sense to Ferrari because they favour Alonso despite the fact Massa was still within touching distance in the championship but it damages the sport overall and basically makes them look like complete hypocrites in the wake of the Valencia whinging. Their arrogance has been astounding as well post-race.

Patently bollocks

I can't image he's for sale.

The man with no neck

The programme has changed. When May could be May and Hammond could be Hammond it was fine but for a few years now, ever since they started throwing them together for challenges every other week, they just seem to be trying to act like mini-Clarksons. It's hugely annoying because when May is a fantastic broadcaster in his own right, he doesn't need to try and act like a bloke who has made a living out of being a prize cunt. Hammond was always slightly annoying, but he's an awful actor too so it's painfully obvious when he's doing the scripted bits. And that fucking hairstyle is woeful.

The daft cunt shouldn't go round using it as a political tool then, should he? Yep - as is quite clearly pointed out to him in the statement, anybody else who'd done the same would have been banned too. Evidently thinks it's a slight against his political views when it's clearly not. Hasn't Brons been let in? Pretty much blows his "It's a conspiracy against the BNP" theory out of the water. On the subject of the BNP, this is a great read.

The daft cunt shouldn't go round using it as a political tool then, should he?

True, but I doubt he sought out a journalist to air this opinion. More like he was asked a leading question during a scheduled interview which means it's hardly 'mouthing off'. I have no problem with him airing an opinion in the press as long as it isn't completely ridiculous.

Nothing wrong with what he's saying really. The headline makes it sound much worse than it is.

As far as I know he's never played central defence and is far too weak and probably too small to play there. He can play right back tho, but his future is as a attacking central midfielder. Unfortuantely with him not being back till xmas and then the period it always takes a player to get back to full match fitness after such a long time I wouldn't hold out much hope of seeing him contribute much until about march time. Could be handy to have a player capable of popping up in dangerous positions if you're struggling at that stage of the season. Like I said tho don't expect too much from the lad until next season at least... and even then he'll never be a world beater. As nice as a world beater would be a bottom three beater will do for now

Most of the bad press was because he was playing for a relatively big club. He still made the same horrific errors for Wigan but the press didn't bother to pick up on it.

I thought he was fantastic against Bolton first game of the season. Arguably the best player on the pitch. Didn't he pick up a knock and just drift out of the first team picture once Fat Sam left? A similar thing happened to Cacapa - looked immense, got a bad injury about 30 seconds in against Portsmouth, got blamed for the goals and never recovered physically or mentally.

Boumsong went to Juve, but he became less shit rather than brilliant. And that might have been the season they were in Serie B due to the financial naughtiness. David Rozenhal went to Lazio, I've no idea what happened to him there. Rozenhal is now at Hamburg I think.