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She penned another piece about Carroll, it's okay in terms of NUFC bashing but it's cliched nonsense so I thought I'd have a go at her. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/20...newcastleunited

You remember that article about how football hooligans had gone online or was it viscious ignorant fans should not be allowed an opinion or maybe it was lamenting the fact that the internet gave a mouthpiece to ignorant viscious fans. Whatever it was, i had just gone through a period of repeatedly posting that i wanted to kick her in the cunt and suspected she may have read it. Get to the back of the queue

I'm convinced the only reason she still has a job is Glendenning is a paddy Mackem and gets a wide on from reading her stuff. She's dire, every article reads like she's spent half of her time hammering MS Word's Thesarus function. I can't get a job yet that lying, barely literate slapper is working for the Grauniad. Fuck my days

The only thing more baffling is her reply. "I'm not qualified to do a phone interview." Louise, love, I doubt you're qualified to write shite on a daily basis for one of the biggest newspapers in the country but that doesn't stop you

She's a joke of a journalist. For everything she has written about us the single worst thing she's knocked together was her xenophobic ramblings about crime in South Africa which could've been condensed down to "the blacks will rob, rape and murder you." Her justification was hilarious toow which amounted to "my editor asked me to do it so I did and I don't actually believe anything I wrote." Link? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/20...-2010-world-cup - The comments are great, she gets her arse torn out http://aki702.posterous.com/response-from-...ist-louise-tayl

She's a joke of a journalist. For everything she has written about us the single worst thing she's knocked together was her xenophobic ramblings about crime in South Africa which could've been condensed down to "the blacks will rob, rape and murder you." Her justification was hilarious toow which amounted to "my editor asked me to do it so I did and I don't actually believe anything I wrote."

Spends a lot of time on the piss in Ponteland with our players apparently

Ashley had a falling out with the singing section after they started holding up banners calling him a rapist. Making it members only makes it easier to find and ban people up there.

They don't work, copy and past from the address bar rather than from the page.

Williamson and Routledge were good signings IMO. Yeah they were but...Best and Perch Best was a signed because we needed a striker and our preferred targets either wanted to stay put (Beckford) or move elsewhere (Moses). It's too early to write off Perch but his performances against us were very good and he came recommended by Calderwood. So you think that anybody labelled a "striker" is worth signing if you need one? Even if he is shite its OK because he's a striker? That's good thinking. I still have to see if routledge can cut it in the premier league as he hasn't in the past at teams with better players than us. Williamson will probably not get a game once Sol is fit. The fuck are you babbling about, mong features? We needed a striker and we signed Best. I don't agree with it, I don't rate him but the point I'm trying to make is he wasn't our first choice.

Williamson and Routledge were good signings IMO. Yeah they were but...Best and Perch Best was a signed because we needed a striker and our preferred targets either wanted to stay put (Beckford) or move elsewhere (Moses). It's too early to write off Perch but his performances against us were very good and he came recommended by Calderwood.

It was only a matter of time

It's from the Daily Mail therefore complete bollocks.

I was going to make a fucking huge post about her previous insistence she was a Newcastle fan to placate the mob attacking her over the "NUFC fans are racists because they made a sarcastic quip about Mido looking like the Richard Reid" but I'm too pissed. In short, I hope she gets AIDS.

This.

We've been linked to loads of players over the past week if you look hard enough. Anyway, links mean fuck all. The press get nothing from the club regarding transfers nowadays anyway.

The more I think about it the more I believe that if what Dassier said we have offered is true (£800k for loan with an agreement to buy for £5.5 million if he plays over 25 games) we've been bloody generous. No one else has made a firm bid and we're offering to pay around £2 million more than they believe he'd be worth next summer due to his contract running out.

Fucking hell, that's me

I got Ds across the board when I did them

He must be talking about the other Andy Carroll, the one who didn't win the vast majority of the aerial battles with Vidic last night.

I think it's gonna be hard for ManU because there is no rumour in France of agreement between Newcastle and OM chairmans . So there are two solutions : Hatem is Magpie this W.E or Hatem is Magpie next week . Malcolm, you make mention that Hatem is hated in France. Do you think this has an impact on his attitude?

I hope not, he's shit. I'd rather start Shola.

Can we ban Kevin, not for being racist but just a tedious cunt. At least racists like Stevie offer the board something. Kevin is a dull wanker. Key word. If we get him on loan and he fucks off in 12 months I couldn't care as long as he keeps us up. Maybe they should try and loan him?

FoK.

That's definitely Newcastle Airport. The signage (and overcast weather) give it away. Could be the love child of Angelos Epithemiou and Leon Best though.