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And he was signed by the 'tosser' 38935[/snapback] Even tossers have moments of clarity.

Bellamy was and still is a class player. I'd have loved him to stay here and become a local legend but because he couldn't stop his mouth from going and our current manager is a tosser it was never to be. Anyway, he's gone and now we've got someone who is five times the player in Owen.

I was very tempted to download the War Child album but even I couldn't steal from charity. That would be like going into Scope and stealing all the dress shirts.

readytogo.net was brilliant last night. Going on about how they weren't as bad as the media painted and that they were going to stay up . Cannit wait until Wist 'Am beat them.

All my comments on the matter have been handed over to the police (Have they not confiscated your computer yet? ) 38912[/snapback] It's people like you who make this world so difficult to live in. I'm already hounded by a local gang who throw stones at my house. 38913[/snapback] Bullied by a gang of 13 year old Charvs Bless.

I just don't get excited when Shola is on the pitch at all.

Exactly! Boro's derbies should be against the likes of Leeds and Bradford, NOT NUFC

38860[/snapback] GOLD!

All of Guy Ritchie's films are lost on me. I liked Lock Stock but everything else leaves me cold.

I hate both Sunderland and Boro. I hate the Mackems because they're our local rivals and I hate 'Boro because their fans are up their own arses and they think they're our local rivals - they're a small town in Yorkshire.

He's in Sky Sports team of the day along with Owen so he can't have been that bad. http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=31...ports_home_page

38521[/snapback] Is that written by the Mackem lover Louise Taylor by any chance? If so ignore it.

It's quite good Wiley, the only thing I would say is that it should be no longer than 40 seconds in length. My attention began to wander after about that - I'd give it a 6 out of 10 for now. It would also be good if you could get one of the more Photoshop savvy members to do some better graphics for you to give it a professional edge. LeazesMag - Please tell me you were meant to quote Toonpants rather than Wiley.

Believe me it's far from fantastic, if you swap Bramble for Taylor it makes it a bit better, but there's still the problem of a poor left back and an average right back. Midfield looks ok but Luque has to prove he' got what it takes to perform in the Premiership, Emre on the other hand looks a natural. Good on you for not letting Dyer anywhere near the first 11! If only Shithouse Souness felt the same! 37878[/snapback] Rather swap the French ponce Boumsong for Taylor that Bramble.

There was a rumour back in Comp that a lad in the lower years had somehow snapped his cock at Derwent Hill. He was apparently asleep when he got a hard on, rolled over and snapped it.

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Real first name: Matthew Nickname: Briggs, Trotter, Briggzy, That pervert in the bushes Age: 17 Occupation: Stuuuuuudent! Location: Washingtoon Language(s) spoken? - English Avatart - why? Pink Floyd are the best band in the world and Roger Waters is the best bassist/songwriter in the world Previous avatarts? These include Dougal off Father Ted, Jeremy Kyle and various other Pink Floyd related ones. I don't think i've ever had an NUFC avatar :shock: Tell us when you first joined the boards? Gawd knows how long ago although I did reside under several other board names before I settled on Skol. These include 'Briggs' and 'Marcel the Mime'. Board highlights? Various Shorty and Medina versus the world arguments and the occasional fat ginger joke directed at Gemmill Board lowlights? None that I can think of What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Lazing about doing fuck all. Great life, eh Pets? None I play a bit like Robert Pires just that i'm not French, i'm not left footed and I harbour no footballing skill what so ever Football heroes? Shearer, Beardsley, Del Piero, Cole Football villains? Savage, Muscat, Cantona Best advice given? Always look before you sit down (espcially relevent when on a bus trip with a bunch on nudists) Ideal partner? Big tits, Nice arse, Big Tits and more big tits Ideal dinner date? Cath Ideal meal? Kebab Pizza Can you cook? Can I fuck! Current wheels? None Biggest influence? Drugs TV programmes? Top Gear, Krypton Factor, Crystal Maze Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian Favourite tunes? Any good ol' Prog Rock! Pink Floyd, Sigur Ros, Mars Volta, Yes Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? If I had to choose i'd go for that fat nurse George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Favourite film? Battle Royale/Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs If I won a million pounds i'd throw the best party known to man then piss the rest away on travelling around the world Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14, Lemon Alchopop IIRC Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never! I never even got detention Favourite insult? Cuntstack Not a lot of people know that underneath my ugly looks there is a hunk waiting to get out Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? About £60 on trainers How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with Pink Floyd In 5 years time, I hope to be a journalist

hmm tell me what mourinho had won before he went to Porto? perhaps they should have gotten somebody with a better track record as well eh 36081[/snapback] Are you saying we SHOULDN'T get someone with a track record? Besides, didn't we try and get Mourinho? 36087[/snapback] Robson offered him a job as his assistant after he'd just got the Benfica job. He offered to move over for Jose after 2 years but Mourinho declined because he knew Robson couldn't have given up management.

If he wins a trophy here I'll be pleased as punch. If you don't think that's success then fine, but I believe it would break our seeming "jinx". Mark Hughes is doing just as badly at Blackburn too. 36050[/snapback] Would you class the Carling Cup as success? I certainly wouldn't although i'd be canny chuffed even if we won that! I don't rate Mark Hughes as a manager either so i'm not suprised to see him doing utter wank at Blackburn.

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So...it's the fans fault? 36016[/snapback] I believe stability, hard work, patience, confidence and positivite attitude are the keys to success. That's why I hate clubs sacking managers mid season. The crowd need to understand that as well as anyone. 36024[/snapback] I think the crowd would understand if we were being managed by someone who had a track record of success but we don't - we have Graeme Souness. And don't mistake him winning a trophy at every club he's been at as success because he has also ultimately ruined every club he has been at.

I wouldn't mind seeing Bridge in at Left Back and one more world class centreback as I don't rate Boumsong at all. I fancy Luque to move up alongside Owen once Shearer goes and N'Zogbia to take up a permanent position on the left although i'd still like to see us invest in a back up left winger and striker.

I've seen both clips of Shearer and Beckham in the film and if anything it's the other way around.

Brilliant post, Matt. I'm crying with laughter here.

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