Ketsbaia

Injury prone impact sub? Go on then

They're all going for a piss up in Dublin.

Michael coming on here and telling us all what a thundercunt Steve Wraith can be is all well and good but it's moot. Petty fanzine squables between the third Kray and Mr Newcastle do nothing to explain why the trust has been so autocratically ran and why the fans who have shelled out £10 are viewed with such contempt that when they question the direction of the trust through the only option left available it's closed down for 'maintenance'.

That last one

According to Caulkin the Bent deal is being paid for in installments and they're worse off in the short term as the first fee doesn't cover the amount still owed to Spurs.

I don't understand the mentality of the Mackems regarding the Bent deal. £18 million is a good deal but without a ready made replacement waiting in the wings you will struggle. Money in the bank doesn't score goals.

Trying to avoid a bollocking at the AGM?

I think Nyff wants to know if it was Routledge who confirmed the Carroll account was fake?

For what was essentially a cockney wandering around looking at the sky and interviewing social spastics it was a genuinely inspired piece of TV.

Danny Dyer's various tv shows are some of the funniest shit going I saw that Did you happen to catch Danny Dyer on UFOs? Yeah ahahahahaha "this geezers tellin me sam nights you've millenium falcons aww over the gaff, I dwead the day it aww goes wight off wiv ET" "Some little gween man is havin a fackin' pike at 'him fru da window!"

I'd prefer his Dad tbh.

The Routledge move says to me that Pardew sees Gosling as back up to Barton, which is bizarre as he moved from Everton as he wanted to play in the middle.

At 92 minutes on Sunday, half of them wanted him gone. And at 94 they were proclaiming him a God As he danced down the touchline like he'd just been told he had won first place in a Claire Balding lookalike contest

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/West-...icle675881.html It almost makes you thankful we've got Mike Ashley. Almost.

I'd just like to say I couldn't give a fuck where we finish in relation to them. We need to stay up this year then we can set our sights on those bassas.

That wasn't racism, just telling him who he looks like Private Eye made a similar observation a year or so earlier. Then it was witty satire, on the terraces it suddenly became racist.

Doing the Great North Run

Yes. Unless they swap Henderson.

Good deal for the Mackems but selling your best players in January rarely works. It's a sellers market and if no one is available then you're fucked.

I have a feeling Forster is going to jump to the front of the queue when he comes back. I like Krul and I think he's a better 'keeper than Harper (who is on the way down) but he wont have the benefit of a full season of first team football like Forster has.

I've just remembered Best's amazing backheel in the second half to Barton when he had two of their defenders chasing him

For the bird's sake I hope that's not true. But for the imagery of a gang of people so utterly ridiculous that they'd throttle an animal because it's black and white, I kind of hope it is true. Did they spend most of a game a few years ago booing a Magpie that was in a similar predicament? Was that the one sat on the crossbar? Genuinely disturbed individuals booing wildlife. Imagine them on safari when the zebras turn up. "Booooo. Fucking long faced barcode cunt. We always win 2-1 ya maggie bastard." Lucas & Walliams will be writing a sketch about it as we speak

For the bird's sake I hope that's not true. But for the imagery of a gang of people so utterly ridiculous that they'd throttle an animal because it's black and white, I kind of hope it is true. Did they spend most of a game a few years ago booing a Magpie that was in a similar predicament?

Heard a rumour that we have to pay a certain amount to Depor if he plays a certain number of games and that he's to be used sparingly if at all.

Magnificent today. Williamson wasn't too bad either.