Ken

So you agree JawD, Baggio's penis really IS small.

What am i not allowed to give my opinion? I didn't say you couldn't, it's just clear you know fuck all about football and come across as a retard. Pathetic to be honest. You obviously have an inferiority complex. People who try and make out that others don't have a clue usually have one. Your penis must be small.

Don't know a thing about him...but I am excited.

Somewhere between 5th and 8th to be honest.

He's still googling...

Let us wait and see where BS plays him if and when he signs...

Good article that one. It sounds as though Chris Mort knows fully well what he is doing. I like the part about aims for different time strategies. He is doing his homework on the club and will work out a way to make it successful. Howay!!

I agree with Gemmil. Thanks to you I've saved myself from typing a load of words. P A T I E N C E ! ...and don't expect a miracle. An above average result maybe...but not a miracle.

Abramovich earns much more per year as opposed to Ashley, despite the worth of his assets. Abramovich earns a shitload more to be fair. In saying that, I'm not making out that Ashley will be a Scrooge about things. Ashley IS more business orientated than Abramovich. Abramovich can afford to lose 250 million a year and have a chuckle about it, Ashley can't. As BS has said, Mort and Ashley know nothing about football. Let them understand, and let them work out a way to deal with our current financial position which is not crash hot.

Spot on! The transfer window isn't closed yet, BS has said we'll get one maybe two defenders on top of the four players the club has brought in already. This season is about consolidation. I agree 100%. There are no European fixtures to contend with so the squad can fully focus on the league as well as the cups. We shouldn't have to worry too much about a quagmire of fixtures. The players will be better rested and better prepared for games. If injuries are kind to us we can challenge for 6th spot. It's a big if though. The club also has a massive debt, so I presume the majority of the TV money will go to wiping some of it off. We are in a much better position this time now, than this time last year imo. The club still has a bit of deadwood in it, but not nearly as much as a year ago. Hopefully this time next year, they will be gone and we are in a position to attract higher quality players to the club and aim for a top four position.

Apology accepted.

Can't be there, but so long as the thing is not a love-in, I'd be interested in what occurs there.

Couldn't give a toss.

The market determines their wages. Combine that with sillyness. Dyer as 12th highest earner is a prime example of that.

Wigan. But them aside I have no idea either.

I would like to see him loaned out. He has the ingredients for being a great player. He just needs to play. He won't do that if he stays. Great prospect indeed!!!

Exactly Stevie. Better said this time round. Don't blame the American people for what's happening around in the world. Politics and Beckham don't mix. Victoria Beckham is a poor lady's Paris Hilton. She can break a leg and get caught up in a scandal that makes her look shitter than what she does already for all I care. Money and fame do not add up to class. She should shut up, and enjoy her lifestyle. David Beckham does not speak for his wife. It's better if it stays that way. And blame the media for all the rubbish being bandied about. Our media is pathetic. I would stand by that 'till the day I die.

You remember that game against Barcelona a few years ago when he was the best player on the pitch? Also remember that Drogba didn't start banging in goals in a far inferior league until he was Ameobi's age, he had a poor goalscoring record before he was 25/6. If he get's his chances this season then I expect him to take them and good luck to the lad. Seems like one of the decent ones. Aye I remember. Do you have any more fond memories though? I am not trying to play Shola down, don't get me wrong, but Viduka is in a class above mate. Drogba is a completely different player, and that's before I start with how each player plays and the class level. If you think otherwise please elaborate. Shola is backup for me. He may get a chance first up to allow Viduka to recuperate, but class will shine through in the end. Viduka will have twice as many starts than Shola by season's end...minimum, and rightly so.

Aye...we're heading in the right direction. We have professionals running the club now. Anal can make up all the shite he wants...oh wait...he's been doing it all along though.

Sam is being coy, and so he should. I'm sick of the rumours and innuendo. Although it has kept my summer somewhat lively. In Sam I trust...

Viduka is class. He'll need time to rest up after his venture in Asia though. As with Ameobi, if it aint this year, it will be never. I don't care if Ameobi runs 5 kms more than Viduka in a game. If it isn't effective, it means bugger all. Viduka on his day is a world beater. Ameobi thus far, on his day, is nothing more than decent.

I wouldn't say no to Butt. I love Butt. But will he be at the club any longer than one season? And is he vocal with leadership qualities??? I'd still give it to Owen, at least if we go well and has the captaincy and pride at what he's doing, it would give him an extra reason to stay.

Can Oba not speak through an interpreter then? If he really feels part of the team, and his English is not up to scratch then surely to goodness he can make an effort through other avenues, and not his "advisers".

So Taylor and Solano are both more vocal and more leaders on the pitch than Owen then??? I would suggest no, and I would suggest there isn't a player in the squad that fits that description ahead of Michael Owen.

So Shearer should never have been captain then??? Michael Owen is old enough and good enough to know what is expected as a captain, and what is expected as a goal scorer. 2 separate things I know, and I'm sure he knows as well, just like Shearer knew.