Ken

Aye, as I alluded to in an earlier post in this thread. Not sure what missiles/weaponry you are thinking of here but this Dong Feng anti-ship ballistic missile sounds the real deal. US military strategists admit to its lethality and the fact US carriers would be helpless against them, even under the umbrella of their AEGIS ships which I've read in other articles. Note the date of this article, before NK upped the ante in the region; click here

Aye, too early to call but the wicket should be batting friendly today. I doubt Siddle will get another 6 for on that wicket.

Too many lagers for me yesterday. Excited by the cricket and a few of the lads over, started at 12.00pm finished at 1:00am, haven't done that in ages, I'm getting too old for that shite. Anyway, no hard feelings, eh, Sammy lad. Good luck and all with your claypot spachcock or whatever it is you are doing, even though the idea sounds shit.

As far as I'm concerned, you are not an Aussie. Your attempts to behave in order to be accepted like a Geordie are pathetic. You are a fake. You are born and bred an Aussie. You supported Newcastle because you lived near Newcastle, NSW , like me, but does that make you a Geordie? Does it fuck? I've live most of my life here, so my allegiances are to Australia, if that is abnormal to you, go and get fucked, and if you find me calling Englishmen Pommies than get fucked. You are clueless and shows us all how disenfranchised you really are.

There isn't, I was genuine when I said he'd PM'd me previously to have a chat and ask some things but it appears he's either off his meds or his head. Fuck knows what his problem is. btw: claimed he was a geordie ex-pat that had lived here for a while, which makes you question the way he carries on??? Probably drives a cab. Aye, but this shite about you even trying to help me is a fucking laugh. That's you attempting to score some cheap points and you know it you pathetic cunt, otherwise you would be more specific you cringeworthy no-hoper. You are Australian, not a Geordie. Do you undersdatnd? Or do you need a slap you clown?

I find it funny how some (sad Aussies with shit dogs) like to make their feelings known about an issue they don't care about. Why even respond ffs? Your dogs deserve a kicking, and so do you!

Love the craic. I'm sorry to offend the little prick who deserves an open backhand (sammykb). I'll leave it there.

You twat Samuel. You not wearing the beard these days under the shade of your coulibah tree? Coolibah has two Os no U. And yes it's back because I'm too lazy to shave. As for you Ken you're a bizarre one. Maybe you should go back on the medication for a while so only one of you posts here, opposed to the Cybil currently possessing your sorry self. (So those PMs from you wanting to be mates are no longer valid?) Don't go down that route you sad cunt. What PM's? Show us all here. You fucking sad geordie wannabe, I've never tried to converse with you in order to win your support, and you know it. Cook your spachcock you punce.

Guinea fowl, eh? We, those who live in the southern hemisphere, fuck you off for daring such a ridiculous attempt to look like you know what you are doing. Keep it simple you stupid Aussie.

WOOOOOOSHED

Remember he was off to do the Aussie abroad thing, so chances are somewhere near Earls Court and supporting Fulham and England btw the poms v crims thing is doing my head in - move on people it's 2010 for fucks sake. Remember? You docile prick, have you got anything worthwhile to say? If you don't like it, fuck off. I know you are a want-to-be geordie, keep them coming man. Cook your spachcock for christmas,

When you got the cheap wickets of Michael "me back's buggered but I'll still play" Clarke and Marcus North. But aye, that's about it.

A well earned century by Mr Cricket. There were strong calls for Hussey's head but he's answered those critics in style. Wonderful ebb and flow in this match and it swings in Australia's favour now.

Yep, Jimmy Anderson's doing all the work himself for no reward. The shackles have been released and Hussey should get his century now.

China's got super-carrier sinking weapons now though haven't they, missiles that can get through the US fleet's most stringent defences? So long as they feel the need for a buffer zone, and the thought of a unified Korea backed by the US military right on their doorstep is not one, NK will be allowed to do as it pleases, despite China's hollow calls for peace. There will be no war, only an agreement to disagree for more rice.

Strange pitch though, none of the pundits could agree what the best call was. They all assumed that it was a no brainer to bat first but Michael Holden was saying have a bowl due to the rain they'd had. The wicket will harden the next two days, as long as they keep the rain off it, so it will be batting friendly. Looking like a draw here, well at least I think the Poms have no chance to win. Big wraps on Steve Finn before this kicked off but he's done nothing, once again you'll rely on Swann to produce on what you hope will be a slow, churning wicket on day 5... nee chance. Anybody else surprised Peter Siddle turned 26 yesterday? Fuck me, he looks aged.

Got to love Kimmie's way of getting the yanks back to the bargaining table don't you? Invite one over to see how your centrifuges are ticking away nicely and the means to develop nukes quickly increasing by the month and know that it'll cause alert back home. Then wait a few days and lob a few dozen artillery shells towards the South. I think they have succeeded, the yanks are listening...

I think you'll find that losing the toss may be a blessing in disguise for this test match. The Gabba wicket is very green. Losing the toss and having to bowl first may be the way to go... at least we haven't got harmy in to send the first ball of the series down to second slip this time They've been showing that over, and over, and over the past few weeks, I'm sick to death of it. No, I think the Poms are more prepared and less nervous than when that happened. Mitchell Johnson is more likely to produce one of those howlers the way he's bowling.

I think you'll find that losing the toss may be a blessing in disguise for this test match. The Gabba wicket is very green. Losing the toss and having to bowl first may be the way to go... Anyway I can't wait. The Poms have their best chance to win a series here, the Aussies are truly out of form, particularly their middle order. Ponting's man crush with Siddle being preferred to Bolinger has caused outrage here. Whoever wins the first test wins the series for me.

Yes, but my point was that the North respond to loud propaganda entering it's territory in sound waves by shooting at those speakers, so shots being fired across the border is not a new concept in the DMZ.

ah. You surface again - are you obsessed with me, like most of NO it would appear I was waiting for a reply from you the last time you posted. Thought you would fuck off with your tail between your legs..... Me obsessed?.. oh the irony in that statement. No it's not obsession, mate. I just know what triggers you off, what keeps the embers burning inside you, and it doesn't take much doing, just re-read this thread (even the last 6 pages of it) if you've already forgotten. Now if my memory serves me the last time I conversed with you it was 10 minutes before kick-off, and I was quite pissed and being well passed midnight as opposed to your afternoon I would have thought common sense would have told you that that's why I ceased posting. It is just a case of me not being a frequent poster/visitor on here, unlike your good self. The different timezones helps achieve this but I prefer posting by stealth, that is you don't know when I'm striking...

It never used to be like that when me and Leazes had it out for months over there. Kids these days eh!

The North have been firing off shots at the South for ages. The South like to tell the North of their deficiencies through loud speakers you see. Rob W will verify this...

When you get off the plane and make your way into your hotel room, rub your toes on the carpet.

Anyone but Fat Fred, Spike!