Ken

Look it's late and I can't be bothered sifting through pages of threads to find the relevant thread to post in so I started a new one. Yes it's shit, but disregard that fact on this occasion, first one I started too btw, the next will be much better...

thats because I do. I'm not against anybody gaining knowledge and understanding over the years, because they do, providing you are open to it and prepared not to let such things as personal likes or dislikes come into it. Too many people allow personal likes or dislikes to come between what they hope for and the reality of the situation. About the football club, aye, fair play, but about other topics, no, far from it.

OK. I'll kick things off. You know your football, and you know the club, better knowledge of the club than most it has to be said. I've never disputed it in a serious manner, never will. But your tedious banter, plus your attempts to bait others on matters which you feel you have a better understanding of when you clearly don't is cringeworthy. Discuss

More like taking the piss man, otherwise known as baiting, a more sharper mind would have caught on by now, but you... I agree though, not that we're hijacking the thread, it's going on nicely but I'll stop with the banter that's way off-topic. Feel free to kick things off in the other thread but it's past midnight for me and I get up at 6:00. So hurry along.

You're a good lad and all that Parky, but that's pish. The performance at Arsenal was one of the most committed I've seen off a toon team ever. That's only 3/4 weeks ago. And the performance against WBA was shocking and that was 3 days ago and the one agaist Bolton was a week ago, things were slipping and thats a fact Read Alex's post above. I did then I read the shit you posted What that it was 3/4 weeks ago we produced one of the most committed showings I've ever seen you stupid cunt? Well we did. The reasons our form suffered are obvious. No knob head, I know we played well against Arsenal and yes it was 4 weeks ago but barring the Chelsea game we ave been gash. 2 points from 15??? What if after the next 4 or 5 we were at the bottom, what would you do? watch re runs of the Arsenal game?? You still don't get it do you? Fuck me man, anyone can see we have a lack of bodies, a lack of quality bodies in the squad. So changing manager will fix that will it? Do you understand now or shall I draw a diagram for you with stick figures? Changing manager and giving money to spend will change things. I dont think Ashley had the confidence in Houghton to do that and stop making out our squad is shit cos it isnt, small yes but other teams have small squads too Monopoly money isn't worth anything in real life man. haha. Straight out of Newcastle Online. What a fuckwit. Try telling that to Sir Alex Ferguson for starters.....unbelievebly stupid. What did I say about your obsessive behaviour, have you forgotten? hypocrisy again Why do you come on here and disagree with my views without stating who you are on there ? Who's obsessed ? Why not stand by your views and put them on the table if you're so convinced you are right and I have been talking bollocks ? Waiting........ It's killing you isn't it? You wish you were a hacker right now so you could find out, eh? "Fuck finding out about the meaning of life, I just want to know who Ken is on NO!" omg. Back up your assertions that I was talking shite, repeat your comments and show how ? It doesn't matter who you are on there, do it on here instead. Go on, do it But you can't can you ? Now THAT is obsession..... I gave a reason in an earlier post, man. Go on look back. Frothing at the mouth, you are. I see, you're paying your occasional visit to Toontastic, won't repeat claims you've commented on elsewhere, and say I'm obsessed ? What are you worried about man I think I've dropped a few hints here and there over time tbf, this is drawing out a bit, or is it? Ah, fuck it, you're still playing.

You're a good lad and all that Parky, but that's pish. The performance at Arsenal was one of the most committed I've seen off a toon team ever. That's only 3/4 weeks ago. And the performance against WBA was shocking and that was 3 days ago and the one agaist Bolton was a week ago, things were slipping and thats a fact Read Alex's post above. I did then I read the shit you posted What that it was 3/4 weeks ago we produced one of the most committed showings I've ever seen you stupid cunt? Well we did. The reasons our form suffered are obvious. No knob head, I know we played well against Arsenal and yes it was 4 weeks ago but barring the Chelsea game we ave been gash. 2 points from 15??? What if after the next 4 or 5 we were at the bottom, what would you do? watch re runs of the Arsenal game?? You still don't get it do you? Fuck me man, anyone can see we have a lack of bodies, a lack of quality bodies in the squad. So changing manager will fix that will it? Do you understand now or shall I draw a diagram for you with stick figures? Changing manager and giving money to spend will change things. I dont think Ashley had the confidence in Houghton to do that and stop making out our squad is shit cos it isnt, small yes but other teams have small squads too Monopoly money isn't worth anything in real life man. haha. Straight out of Newcastle Online. What a fuckwit. Try telling that to Sir Alex Ferguson for starters.....unbelievebly stupid. What did I say about your obsessive behaviour, have you forgotten? hypocrisy again Why do you come on here and disagree with my views without stating who you are on there ? Who's obsessed ? Why not stand by your views and put them on the table if you're so convinced you are right and I have been talking bollocks ? Waiting........ It's killing you isn't it? You wish you were a hacker right now so you could find out, eh? "Fuck finding out about the meaning of life, I just want to know who Ken is on NO!" omg. Back up your assertions that I was talking shite, repeat your comments and show how ? It doesn't matter who you are on there, do it on here instead. Go on, do it But you can't can you ? Now THAT is obsession..... I gave a reason in an earlier post, man. Go on look back. Frothing at the mouth, you are.

You're a good lad and all that Parky, but that's pish. The performance at Arsenal was one of the most committed I've seen off a toon team ever. That's only 3/4 weeks ago. And the performance against WBA was shocking and that was 3 days ago and the one agaist Bolton was a week ago, things were slipping and thats a fact Read Alex's post above. I did then I read the shit you posted What that it was 3/4 weeks ago we produced one of the most committed showings I've ever seen you stupid cunt? Well we did. The reasons our form suffered are obvious. No knob head, I know we played well against Arsenal and yes it was 4 weeks ago but barring the Chelsea game we ave been gash. 2 points from 15??? What if after the next 4 or 5 we were at the bottom, what would you do? watch re runs of the Arsenal game?? You still don't get it do you? Fuck me man, anyone can see we have a lack of bodies, a lack of quality bodies in the squad. So changing manager will fix that will it? Do you understand now or shall I draw a diagram for you with stick figures? Changing manager and giving money to spend will change things. I dont think Ashley had the confidence in Houghton to do that and stop making out our squad is shit cos it isnt, small yes but other teams have small squads too Monopoly money isn't worth anything in real life man. haha. Straight out of Newcastle Online. What a fuckwit. Try telling that to Sir Alex Ferguson for starters.....unbelievebly stupid. What did I say about your obsessive behaviour, have you forgotten? hypocrisy again Why do you come on here and disagree with my views without stating who you are on there ? Who's obsessed ? Why not stand by your views and put them on the table if you're so convinced you are right and I have been talking bollocks ? Waiting........ It's killing you isn't it? You wish you were a hacker right now so you could find out, eh? "Fuck finding out about the meaning of life, I just want to know who Ken is on NO!"

You're a good lad and all that Parky, but that's pish. The performance at Arsenal was one of the most committed I've seen off a toon team ever. That's only 3/4 weeks ago. And the performance against WBA was shocking and that was 3 days ago and the one agaist Bolton was a week ago, things were slipping and thats a fact Read Alex's post above. I did then I read the shit you posted What that it was 3/4 weeks ago we produced one of the most committed showings I've ever seen you stupid cunt? Well we did. The reasons our form suffered are obvious. No knob head, I know we played well against Arsenal and yes it was 4 weeks ago but barring the Chelsea game we ave been gash. 2 points from 15??? What if after the next 4 or 5 we were at the bottom, what would you do? watch re runs of the Arsenal game?? You still don't get it do you? Fuck me man, anyone can see we have a lack of bodies, a lack of quality bodies in the squad. So changing manager will fix that will it? Do you understand now or shall I draw a diagram for you with stick figures? Changing manager and giving money to spend will change things. I dont think Ashley had the confidence in Houghton to do that and stop making out our squad is shit cos it isnt, small yes but other teams have small squads too Monopoly money isn't worth anything in real life man. haha. Straight out of Newcastle Online. What a fuckwit. Try telling that to Sir Alex Ferguson for starters.....unbelievebly stupid. What did I say about your obsessive behaviour, have you forgotten?

You're a good lad and all that Parky, but that's pish. The performance at Arsenal was one of the most committed I've seen off a toon team ever. That's only 3/4 weeks ago. And the performance against WBA was shocking and that was 3 days ago and the one agaist Bolton was a week ago, things were slipping and thats a fact Read Alex's post above. I did then I read the shit you posted What that it was 3/4 weeks ago we produced one of the most committed showings I've ever seen you stupid cunt? Well we did. The reasons our form suffered are obvious. No knob head, I know we played well against Arsenal and yes it was 4 weeks ago but barring the Chelsea game we ave been gash. 2 points from 15??? What if after the next 4 or 5 we were at the bottom, what would you do? watch re runs of the Arsenal game?? You still don't get it do you? Fuck me man, anyone can see we have a lack of bodies, a lack of quality bodies in the squad. So changing manager will fix that will it? Do you understand now or shall I draw a diagram for you with stick figures? Changing manager and giving money to spend will change things. I dont think Ashley had the confidence in Houghton to do that and stop making out our squad is shit cos it isnt, small yes but other teams have small squads too Monopoly money isn't worth anything in real life man.

You're a good lad and all that Parky, but that's pish. The performance at Arsenal was one of the most committed I've seen off a toon team ever. That's only 3/4 weeks ago. And the performance against WBA was shocking and that was 3 days ago and the one agaist Bolton was a week ago, things were slipping and thats a fact Read Alex's post above. I did then I read the shit you posted What that it was 3/4 weeks ago we produced one of the most committed showings I've ever seen you stupid cunt? Well we did. The reasons our form suffered are obvious. No knob head, I know we played well against Arsenal and yes it was 4 weeks ago but barring the Chelsea game we ave been gash. 2 points from 15??? What if after the next 4 or 5 we were at the bottom, what would you do? watch re runs of the Arsenal game?? You still don't get it do you? Fuck me man, anyone can see we have a lack of bodies, a lack of quality bodies in the squad. So changing manager will fix that will it? Do you understand now or shall I draw a diagram for you with stick figures? don't take any notice of "ken" mate. However, his admittance of a lack of quality within the squad, which is down to the owner not backing his manager, speaks volumes when he slates me for saying the same thing when discussing how far backwards the club has gone since we had owners that did precisely that. You simply can't make up such sheer hypocrisy. What a fuckin joke. I've slated you for your tedious arguments tbf, Spike, and for your ridiculous obsessiveness which I believe is a mental health issue you need to seriously address. That is something I'll not make light of.

You're a good lad and all that Parky, but that's pish. The performance at Arsenal was one of the most committed I've seen off a toon team ever. That's only 3/4 weeks ago. And the performance against WBA was shocking and that was 3 days ago and the one agaist Bolton was a week ago, things were slipping and thats a fact Read Alex's post above. I did then I read the shit you posted What that it was 3/4 weeks ago we produced one of the most committed showings I've ever seen you stupid cunt? Well we did. The reasons our form suffered are obvious. No knob head, I know we played well against Arsenal and yes it was 4 weeks ago but barring the Chelsea game we ave been gash. 2 points from 15??? What if after the next 4 or 5 we were at the bottom, what would you do? watch re runs of the Arsenal game?? You still don't get it do you? Fuck me man, anyone can see we have a lack of bodies, a lack of quality bodies in the squad. So changing manager will fix that will it? Do you understand now or shall I draw a diagram for you with stick figures?

It wouldn't matter if he managed to bring in Gus Hiddink, he'd still have to work with a depleted squad and without the resources to strengthen it. Depressing this, it really is. The chance of relegation is much more likely than this time yesterday.

I deleted the post cause it was fatuous and playful. Relax bro. Ah, well I feel a little fatuous tonight tbh. Been a long day of heavy drinking and I shouldn't be trying to 'keep up' so to speak on these topics. I'll bid you good night right after I do so with Spike. ah. But you still won't tell us who you are on another site yourself ? What do you have to hide "Ken" ? Why is that so important to you, me revealing a username that is? And what if the answer sinks you into your electric-massaged chair, and has you slumped over, eh? Who was it that caused such a fuss in another thread about confidentiality? Once again... the ironing. As I said to Fish, if you think "confidentiality" when speaking of a persons real name or what they do in their private life, extends to revealing "other" usernames on fuckin message board, then you are a tool of the highest order. But I guessed that already. So, kindly fuck off back to Newcastle Online and don't bother referring to me by my username on there, unless you reveal your own. Stupid arsehole. Hit a raw nerve again did I? Your face was as red as a beetroot after typing that out wasn't it? Calm down man, it's the internet.

No it hasn't.

He's done a series of ads for a betting agency here. Says he's bet on the Aussies but he'll always be an Englishman, or words to that effect. Quite cheesy but he's a good lad...

Whether we stay up or not depends on how many more games Joey Barton plays whilst abstained from alcohol, how many games Kevin Nolan plays and can score in, whether Carroll can remain focused, and whether Coloccini remains the rock in the centre of defence. We have a strong group of 14 players, and even that may be pushing it, but aside from them the rest are not up for it. Luck is required during Christmas/New Years tbh.

Hey leave him alone, he's got new white teeth you know. His teeth look crazy on telly! A pre-requisite to be on Channel Nine these days, man.

Ah well, in hindsight eh? Not really, the forecast for tomorrow was awful at the beginning of the day. Unlikely 45 mins would've made a difference then. I think it was an ok decision as only 9 overs were used and it gives us a chance of not having to bat again. Weather permitting like. Aye, as far as I'm concerned, and keeping in mind I'm an Australian supporter, England hold all the cards here, you can't critisise something that's not going to happen to be honest. The weather is a lottery. I know we have satellite loops and all, but to use that to judge on a game of cricket, for me, is a bit rich. I still think England will have enough time to get a result btw. It took a lot for me to admit that...

Yeah, well, you're a self described pedant, so FORW.

Hey leave him alone, he's got new white teeth you know.

Ah well, in hindsight eh?

I deleted the post cause it was fatuous and playful. Relax bro. Ah, well I feel a little fatuous tonight tbh. Been a long day of heavy drinking and I shouldn't be trying to 'keep up' so to speak on these topics. I'll bid you good night right after I do so with Spike. ah. But you still won't tell us who you are on another site yourself ? What do you have to hide "Ken" ? Why is that so important to you, me revealing a username that is? And what if the answer sinks you into your electric-massaged chair, and has you slumped over, eh? Who was it that caused such a fuss in another thread about confidentiality? Once again... the ironing.

The wicket is churning as it normally does in Adelaide on days four and five. Could be the Graeme Swann show this afternoon, and tomorrow.

And so it begins, Katich out.

Not confident that they can bat for two days. One wicket goes and there could well be a flurry of them. Our middle order is weak, very weak. Clarke and North are both passengers.