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If this is true we'll need two centre halves. We are fucked now!

Made this last night. Only thing I added was one celery stalk chopped (along with the leaves), and I also added fresh basil (I have a heap of it in the garden) at the "carrots to the pan" stage. A little watery after simmering for 2 hrs (might add 0.5-1 tblsp of tomato paste next time) but nevertheless it was still lush and very enjoyable.

My overriding point was we need to build from the back rather than from the front (this season). The sooner we get our better players, currently injured, who have the ability to retain possession, the sooner we'll be right.

Not giving 100% anymore. Distracted by a move to a 'bigger' club or distracted by the fact some of the bigger names of the squad are on the injury list and feels he should do it all, so-to-speak.

TBF the need for a CB is much greater for me. We need to stop leaking pathetically weak goals and build from there.

We won't be relegated. There are teams above and below who have worse squads and tougher fixtures. Reading, Southampton, Villa and West Ham will be in the shit so long as we get a bit of luck having our best players return and stay fit. I'm not one to gloat but I always knew this season was going to be shite - not 2 points from relegation after New Years shite - but shite all the same. The squad is tiny, Europa League is a massive distraction, and we rode our luck with injuries last season. Only a fool like Ashley would think the stars would align for a second year straight. A lesson well learnt so long as we avoid relegation, we have to expect growing pains from a management team who know fuck all about football until the experience hits them square in the face. That is what supporting NUFC is all about these days.

So how long has climate change study been going on for? How old is the earth? Fuck off!

I'm sorry, mate. Hope you pull through ok as quickly as possible.

I can attest to this. I'm not a regular drinker with heavy work commintments plus an attitude to be healthy (I remember everything during these times) but when works off (binge drinking is an accepted form of relaxation) and I get into a sitting of two-three bottles of wine at home or I'm out and am on vodkas or scotch all night, it becomes a regularity, and I remember fuck all, after the fact. I think it is normal. I'm pretty fucked if it isn't aren't I?

And piss off spelling police, please.

Yes, though slightly drunk. First week off and just polished of my third bottle of Chateai Lillian. Planning a trip away next Euro Summer.

You've not drunk beer from a can, big time Charlie? Didn't think so, but that is what I was alluding to.

Just having a laugh. Thought I might have told you the story last Christmas or the one before, or the one before, of one tight-arse, yob uncle. Anyway, I know you get your share (of cans for Xmas) and I certainly get mine too. Cheers, mate!

I wouldn't touch beer from a can tbh. If someone offered a can of beer to me, Christmas or not I'd ram the cunt down their osphagus and watch to see if they enjoyed the experience...

Reports from previous employees about hospital management suggest they are pure and utter cunts.

Drinking Moet or cans of beer on Christmas day?!?

Aye, and Kyle Sandilands - who lost advertisers for their show because he called a journalist a fat slag with droopy tits, or words to that affect a few months ago, my recollection of it isn't the best. I remember them getting a fair amount of negative coverage for pressuring a young'n (15 or 16 year old girl) on air into admitting at what age she had lost her virginity, and I think while her mother was listening on another line, for what purpose I don't know - maybe it was that they were comfronting her over her alleged promiscuity (like an intervention type scenario), only for the young girl to shockingly admit that she had lost her virginity through being raped possibly even by a relative - again my recollection of it is not the best but it was along those lines and you can see how low they act in order to attract listeners.

They are knobs, man. 2DayFM is filled with low quality teenie-bopper style programming. The listeners are your pathertic OMG, LOL, Justin Beiber loving cunts. Having said that this nurse must have had some very serious issues. No amount of bad programming or bad taste can account for a solid-minded individual wanting to kill themselves over something so pathetic.

Sorry to hear of this, actually shocked me into full-alertness having had it on CNN and being half asleep last night a little past midnight. I agree, it isn't the DJ's fault, it was all a bit of harmless fun to me. The lass must have had some underlying issues regarding her mental health (ie.depression or having a bad run in life) and this just tipped her over the edge. The idiots baying for blood need to fuck off!

A fuckin' shame this woman's mother chose not to abort her pregnancy and save us from what she has delivered so far...

Yes, Alex. Immensely.

I only saw it last night. Freddy Flintoff throws punches like he was trying to throw a handbag. What harm would he do to anybody? Go team UK...

Anyone been watching it? Slow starter me, but have watched the tail end to it. Poms seem weak but this must be an Aussie production, OK'd by Dana White. I'd smash all those cunts anyway...

Shit, sorry about that, mate. Not all you Serbs are bad, I've got to say that the lasses are decent roots tbf.

Easy there, Luke. Aren't you of Serbian origin - a little, insignificant, third-world country who consider ethnic cleansers, rapists and pillagers as national heroes? A group of mental giants who, in Australia, we have to put up with at tennis tournaments singing their cringeworthy war songs ( I don't know why they'd still do that - they were bombed to smithereens by the Yanks) and who un-hurl banners in support of war criminals - dead in captivity, or still alive looking like beaten up hermits awaiting trial, or still alive and on the run living like ferrets... Glass houses and all that, eh...