Ken

Useless Scot, saving his worst performance like that!

Seeding doesn't work like that - meaning 2nd doesn't always meet third seed in the SF's. They could be in opposite ends, a computer sorts that out.

He's ran himself into the ground. Compared to the other top players, he could never get half as many cheap points as them which means he ran himself ragged. Running yourself ragged on clay is all right because the surface is soft, but playing the same way on hard court means extra strain on your ankles and knees and sooner or later something must give. Unfortunately for him it has.

You've got a reason to watch it which will ease the pain. Honestly, from what I've seen, the football is amateurish. Things hopefully will spark up soon.

It's shite football, Sammy. I've sat there at 2:00am trying to get into it and have woken up at 6:00am halfway through the next game. The flair is gone and the noise of those fucking horns in a 3/4 empty stadium makes for a borefest. They've got some issues, Africa, namely the frequency of this nuisanse tournament above all else like corruption for example.

I don't believe it. His game is all power, his joints had to give way sooner or later - I told me dad he'd have all these injuries 4 years ago when he was top of the world. There it is now for all to see.

Cheers lads.

On the hardcourt anyway. Besides, Rafael Nadal hasn't had the chance to prove otherwise.

Yes, as you will. Thanks for your input.

So how does this bloke fair on the football pitch, really? Not interested in the 5 second youtube segments or the fact he's black and athletic. Can he cope with the Premier League and will he be effective?

Must be something in the air. I made a bunch tonight, for a dinner party. But, but, but... I used chicken stock cubes instead of beef. Looking forward to great sex tonight.

Well done to the Brit.

Yes. What the fuck?!?

Some clowns here have called it a worse act than Tyson biting Holyfield's ear. What a fucking nanny state I live in...

I've assumed that scenario. Better that than to assume he's fucked some dirty slag as has been going around and that's his reason why he wants to return to Argentina. The other stuff about him refusing to play are further rumours. Unsubstantiated - yes, the ultimate professional so far - yes.

Better a French clique than an English one. Have a look at the state of the squad without the French influence.

If this is due to his wife being ill, than loan him out to San Lorenzo and sort this out (his transfer fee) after the season ends whether that is to another European club (as Argie clubs are skint) or not. Mike Ashley and Derek Lliambis are cunts, they have no compassion, I can understand why Coloccini has taken a stance where he refuses to play. This shit isn't ideal but neither is him having to deal with serious illness to his missus.

He doesn't need any bonuses or any other payments, the man is set for life in Argentina, financially. I'd like to think it is something a bit more respectable like a family illness or his family's homesickness rather than the "I shagged a Sharon" line.

No, I know. Just havin a laugh, mate.

You mean Perth... 5 hr plane ride west from where I am mate. You didn't think I was him at any stage did you?

Northbridge, Nth Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.

I'm in Australia mate. All Premier League games are free (part of the Pay-TV package we have here on FOX Sports). Championship games, along with Bundesliga games and Copa Libetadores games are show on Setanta Sports, which costs extra, and a channel I don't have. Not that any of this matters in the grander scheme of things mind.

This shows things aren't so good at the training ground and are being kept away from the general public expertely. Effort and results to back that up too. We are up the shitter big style it appears.

Explains why he's been shite for a large part of the season now. Fuckin hell the timing of it all though.

There's no use getting rid of Pardew, there never was, but it'll probably happen now - Ashley's only response to this current situation will be just that i reckon. Ah well, fuck, I'll have to pay extra to watch the Championship on Setanta next season.