Ken

Who gloats when there team isn't winning? And yes, yes I am. Now, what are you going to do about it?

I abstain.

Don't give a fuck about his beliefs, just what he could bring to the team. Story is shonky anyways.

Neither will go to either club man.

Why, after all ths time, have you not posted one of your masterpieces in the food thread? Go on son Go on

Everyone's entitled to their opinion though. Personally I don't think he's worth half that. I think HBA's valuation is a little generous too. Off contract at the end of next season and not being able to cement a spot in this side. He'll go on a free transfer...

So who do you sorry-arsed chumps play next in a test match? Anyone of high regard? I'm watching us put South Africa to the sword over there now as I post, which makes me ponder... maybe you aren't as bad as you showed here. Umm... no

Well what else could you presume from this prick's actions? Even the most silliest cunt can see we are a risk of going down with the current squad next season. And if he's going to spend peanuts to bring in monkeys as replacements to keep the club from being relegated then the future of the club is bleaker than I could ever have imagined, and I imagined relegation months ago. Why would the prick accept relegation and miss out on the TV revenue for starters? Or is Ashley that fucking daft about football that Pardew is hoping for more slaughters like the one against Sunderland and Tottenham in order to convince him to put more money into transfer funds? This would be the biggest laugh of all time if it not were for what is at stake for the club.

Yeah Millwall - no explanation required, I think Gloomy sums it up best. Zenit St Petersburg - pretty sure it was their supporter group demanding that the club stop buying black players because it went against the traditional cultural heritage of their homeland or something ridiculous like that. The two Glasgow clubs too but generally any club whose supporters use it as a platform to express political, racial or religious commentary - which means most Serie A clubs there.

You've got to admit though - she has a great set of choppers.

Yeah cheers, Fonz.

I'm just laughing man. Of course I've read worse here!

Our spine isn't there anymore - Colloccini, Cabaye and Remy. That equates to us being fucked. That spine will not be there next season. Now do the sums....

Nasty, and very personal. Not sure I've witnessed this kind of thing here before...

I've got to admit that I love the figure skating. The Russian pair were dynamite. Not sure if that was a replay shown from the day before, all we seem to get here are the X-Games type sports which I'm not into, but being on a left leaning youth orientated channel, it is to be expected. Rad dude...

So how many times did you have to re-read this word in order to type it out correctly after you googled the definition? I am suggesting at least four... And I'm also suggesting that at least on one occasion you typed in a double "l".

Torah Bright - many an attribute to get drawn to but it is her teeth that I'm attracted to most.

I know, and I hate it! Grinding football...

Thought we played the better football for the first 30 minutes, Chelsea were sluggish. Being caught out in possession and some Hazzard brilliance is what separates the teams.

Loaned, and he's 24.

He's way past his developmental phase. He's been tried in every position in our front third without success. What you see from him today is the best he's ever going to offer. To be fair, the way he's come back from that injury is a credit to him, he's nearly come back as strong as he was pre-injury. To say he's still our best player on his day is a detriment to the squad as a whole - that only implies how shit the squad is. I don't disagree with your assessment, I just shudder at what that means as whole. At least you are realist though, there was someone on this forum who thought he'd be AC MIlan's next signing. Fool.

Let him go. 28 with a fuckload of weaknesses.

No. Rearranging my drawer of underpants and socks while this is on. I might bat an eyelid if one of these attractive Russian athletes agree to star in a porn movie. Da, da.

Too close to call but I expect us to be where West Ham are for next season.

Without it, we will get relegated. Simple as that.