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I fancy our chances more in the ODI's tbh. We are almost unbeatable here.

So what are the expected changes from the eleven that beat South Africa then?

This Ashes series will go down to the wire. We aren't playing great, lack of confidence in the group atm. Pay dispute between players and cricketing body has been a massive distraction and tours to Bangladesh and India were pointless.

Didn't realise. Too much cricket being played everywhere in all forms. Good effort though.

You also lost a match to the Windies at home. Hard to judge form.

Over at yours.

South Africa are good. Play well on hard pitches. Don't think England are near there level which makes this Ashes series interesting. It will be close.

Our bowling attack is fine. What is a concern is our middle order.

We aren't tbf but playing test matches on slow, broken up and shitty Bangladeshi wickets isn't really a yardstick of how the team is going.

Do you think it will end with a political resolution? Hard to fathom with two clowns not willing to take a step back and think about things. This 'declaration of war' stuff is new ground especially now that NK can inflict damage certainly regionally (that we are certain of), arguably across continents. I don't think this threat of shooting at bomber flybys will stop America from doing them, wouldn't surprise if they increase in frequency now. So what happens in that event?

Conflict looks inevitable now; http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41391978?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

Good that you got it sorted amicably in the end. Sounds like she's a bit of a beast. Did anybody else see this happen and did she land any on you?

Getting punched by a lesbian... can't say I have experienced something like that. Did you drop to the floor?

We have a secondary option. No idea what the first option is; http://www.smh.com.au/world/north-korea-crisis-us-hints-at-plan-b-as-kim-official-threatens-hbomb-test-20170922-gymng4.html

Emotional.

I am always fair, win or lose. Your softened up approach to the subject has been noted though, you sad defeatist.

That's great, no really it is, but I will enjoy giving it to you in a few months time man.

I'm glad baldy. Wait until we play you in the Ashes series in a few months and tell me how you really feel then.

British politics sickens me. Not as much as Australian politics though tbf.

Political Science

You do. But it was a requirement in my studies. I still follow what is happening.

Read it first. I can't do it. I know enough of the country over many years of analysing. North Korea is the Soviet Union of post WW2. Unforgiving.

NK will not give over. It will never happen in my lifetime.

Similar in China champion. Not by blood, but by swearing allegiance to the Party and not the state. It is fucked up and complicated.

The future of your nation is in safe hands with people like you in it.