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Second rule is...

......The laws of Germany

First rule is...

I guess he's not paying up then

Why did you have to add that bit in? It just makes you look the twat Why? Because of all the stick...4 pages long on here because i didnt jump like a little bitch. £50 is nowt and i'll pay it as and when i see fit. I'l be transfering money from my business account and donating monday mornin. Why you doing that like? Not just use your own current a/c? Or you getting the business to pay it? You could get a tax deduction if the business pays out as a donation, or if you pay personally the value of the donation is increased assuming you pay tax, which you will. I pay myself cash mate. Only use current account for DD's and standing orders. How would i get a tax deduction? Tbh Gemmill i've had enough of the shit people give me on here. The fact that people got all excited and slagged me off for 4 pages is enough to piss a bloke off. Quite sad really. Quite easy to stop the criticism - pay your debt to the charity. Until you do you are fair game

Well that's it in a nutshell from Team Positive "A big Shame" you Cretinous Dullard. Any chance of an admission that you have been talking pure shite for months? In Summary the FCB strategy........................Sell Carroll for £35M.............Feed the Mongs stories about new strikers coming in.......Watch and listen as sad bastards wank themselves silly at the thought of the new striker we will get with the £35M.....................make some false bids....watch Lee Ryder print your shite................Spend the £35M on pies, jazz mags and buying the No Fear brand.............Laugh at the NUFC supporters .............Cunt I see Wigan managed to get Van Aanholt for a years loan from Chelsea, makes you wonder why our lot could not have done it. Oh yes does this windows last minute sad bids for strikers we wont get (and the FCB does not want) remind you of the nonsense £13M bid for Nzogbia last window? Pardew is well fucked now especially as Kuqi has signed for Oldham. Bargain bin time again ffs You utter fucking mong, we signed a class defender yesterday, we have also signed good midfielders and a proven striker, yeah I'm gutted we didn't get another but I'm glad we didn't spunk on Cole or the like. The club tried and failed on multiple targets and made mistakes by not acting sooner but what's done is done lol@you calling someone else a mong of course they did

And to think I allowed myself a glimmer of excitement when I thought we might be signing Ruiz and Ridgewell - I am surely old enough to know better

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Is Jim White is pissed

So I remember when we bought Sir Les from QPR as the moment when things really got serious and anything seemed possible as we headed on our upwards journey - this is pretty much the matching moment on the way down.

Only this season

Vukic looks like he is slower than Lee Clark

Fat Sam all class as ever

The Arsenal game is a cracker

I really want us to buy Marvin Martin- for his name alone

Carbo Tardo

At least CT knows more about football than politics I quite enjoy his schtick by the way, damn sight more enjoyable than that Polish craphound

Jah Rastafari

He got booked-they can't take any further action

lol

I think Rapey struggles with percentages. Howmanheyman: "Pardew talks shite......100%" I thought it was 3-4 weeks at the time of injury. This day just gets better and better. I'm still at a loss as to how we could sell our only LB without getting a replacement in. We don't owe Liverpool anything, we can make them wait and if Enrique got injured on Saturday then too bad. It was. I'm probably way off the mark but I honestly believe Ben Arfa's crocked for the duration of his career. One 50/50 away from injury at any time. He'll always be like this. I'd prefer the manager of my football club to tell the truth initially and be pissed off rather than feed us lip-service then back track and apologise when the inevitable lie is uncovered. As a manager, Pardew must think himself incapable of achieving anything. We were class under Keegan and Sir Bobby. Were the 2 teams great? IMO, No. But the manager knew about the size of the club and that passion and belief filtered down to the players who believed they were better than others. Pardew's got these lot in a state of 'happy to be also rans'. He, Ashley and Llambias are a disgrace to this fine football club. It's a shame Pardew couldn't be a man and stand up. Completely agree. When he took over we had a solid side playing for each other and the spirit was good, we had a lad who took the number 9 shirt and thrived on it, he had service and help from players like Barton and Nolan and did our new Chancer of a manager think about shooting for the stars and pushing for Europe? Did her fuck! He's been bleating about safety from day one, it never once crossed his mind to push on. He's been singing from the AshLlamb hymn sheet from the minute he got here. When Pardew took over we had a better side than Liverpool - now we are nowhere near them.

@prodnose Danny Baker The baffling low key approach by police just has to be political tactic. Let the people feel fear. I sense a HUGE swing to the right coming.

Nice to see Dave's Big Society plan working out so well

Signing a ManU castoff - what could possibly go wrong btw I heard Ronnie Irani claiming he would the next big thing- nuffsaid