spongebob toonpants

That sums up my views perfectly

Starting to understand the phrase "never in a month of Sundays"

I saw Athletico Mince live just before lockdown. Feels like a different century ago. It laughed so much I was in agony

My next door neighbour's 90 year old father died in a local care home last week from the Covid. He hadn't been able to see him for 6 weeks. He is normally a very reserved quiet bloke, and I've never heard him spout any political views. He is fucking incandescent about Cummings

Narrator: Cummings survived

The reason that Biden is so popular amongst the black community in America, and especially the older members of said community is because for eight years they saw him acting as loyal VP to Obama. A white man happily filling the "subservient" role is totemic and symbolic. It will take more than a few crass comments to undo that image to that demographic

Please god don't announce it today

You definitely want to queue on the other side of the road.

I have decided this will be announced today as I have 2 days off work, it's already scorching hot, and I am going to start celebration drinking in about 30 minutes. Will check the news later to confirm I am correct

Yes, this advice is a nightmare. I live in Brighton and we are going to invaded by the very people who are most likely to bring the disease with them and behave in worst way to spread it.

I still can't quite bring myself to believe it's going to happen. I feel a bit detached from the whole thing, and part of me thinks the moment I get excited the whole thing will disappear

That's a hell of an article.

Danny B or such like. Spurs Cunt

https://fedtrust.co.uk/brexit-transition-in-a-time-of-pandemic/

The way I m looking at it is when the deal inevitably falls through I will smugly proclaim relief that we aren't owned by the disgusting Saudi regime. If the impossible happens I won't give a toss. I'm revelling in the hypocrisy. Won't happen though....

Bridget is on me telly

Ah bollox, I knew it was too good to be true

Holy Shit. Jimbo's telly!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-52051655 Excellent news. Seven minutes from my front door

I'm basically a gonner. Last Sept had a little case of heart failure, so I'm on all sorts of drugs for that, and I'm already on high blood pressure meds, so I'm hitting those high risk metrics nicely I'm in logistics, and a major sector we cover is healthcare so my workers are constantly in and out of hospitals doctors and carehomes, and delivering drugs to ill people. I've already had four places we regular send people to shut because of infections. On the bright side if I croak we will almost definitely win the cup just to spite me so you can all thank me for that

Come back to me with that enthusiasm when you are fifty fucking eight.