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Narrator: Cummings survived

The reason that Biden is so popular amongst the black community in America, and especially the older members of said community is because for eight years they saw him acting as loyal VP to Obama. A white man happily filling the "subservient" role is totemic and symbolic. It will take more than a few crass comments to undo that image to that demographic

Please god don't announce it today

You definitely want to queue on the other side of the road.

I have decided this will be announced today as I have 2 days off work, it's already scorching hot, and I am going to start celebration drinking in about 30 minutes. Will check the news later to confirm I am correct

Yes, this advice is a nightmare. I live in Brighton and we are going to invaded by the very people who are most likely to bring the disease with them and behave in worst way to spread it.

I still can't quite bring myself to believe it's going to happen. I feel a bit detached from the whole thing, and part of me thinks the moment I get excited the whole thing will disappear

That's a hell of an article.

Danny B or such like. Spurs Cunt

https://fedtrust.co.uk/brexit-transition-in-a-time-of-pandemic/

The way I m looking at it is when the deal inevitably falls through I will smugly proclaim relief that we aren't owned by the disgusting Saudi regime. If the impossible happens I won't give a toss. I'm revelling in the hypocrisy. Won't happen though....

Bridget is on me telly

Ah bollox, I knew it was too good to be true

Holy Shit. Jimbo's telly!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-52051655 Excellent news. Seven minutes from my front door

I'm basically a gonner. Last Sept had a little case of heart failure, so I'm on all sorts of drugs for that, and I'm already on high blood pressure meds, so I'm hitting those high risk metrics nicely I'm in logistics, and a major sector we cover is healthcare so my workers are constantly in and out of hospitals doctors and carehomes, and delivering drugs to ill people. I've already had four places we regular send people to shut because of infections. On the bright side if I croak we will almost definitely win the cup just to spite me so you can all thank me for that

Come back to me with that enthusiasm when you are fifty fucking eight.

I've gone into every election in my lifetime full of hope, and Blair aside it's been a catalogue of dispair. Politics and Ashley has broken me this year

I don't wish to piss on the slight optimistic parade going on, but you all underestimate the craven stupidity of the average voter. The worst possible outcome is what we will get

I'm going to be genuinely disappointed if it isn't Pardew tbh

Christ on a bike, what a bunch of cunts

At least he's just won the Vuelta http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/chris-froome-stands-to-be-declared-winner-of-2011-vuelta-a-espana/