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I have decided this will be announced today as I have 2 days off work, it's already scorching hot, and I am going to start celebration drinking in about 30 minutes. Will check the news later to confirm I am correct

Yes, this advice is a nightmare. I live in Brighton and we are going to invaded by the very people who are most likely to bring the disease with them and behave in worst way to spread it.

I still can't quite bring myself to believe it's going to happen. I feel a bit detached from the whole thing, and part of me thinks the moment I get excited the whole thing will disappear

That's a hell of an article.

Danny B or such like. Spurs Cunt

https://fedtrust.co.uk/brexit-transition-in-a-time-of-pandemic/

The way I m looking at it is when the deal inevitably falls through I will smugly proclaim relief that we aren't owned by the disgusting Saudi regime. If the impossible happens I won't give a toss. I'm revelling in the hypocrisy. Won't happen though....

Bridget is on me telly

Ah bollox, I knew it was too good to be true

Holy Shit. Jimbo's telly!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-52051655 Excellent news. Seven minutes from my front door

I'm basically a gonner. Last Sept had a little case of heart failure, so I'm on all sorts of drugs for that, and I'm already on high blood pressure meds, so I'm hitting those high risk metrics nicely I'm in logistics, and a major sector we cover is healthcare so my workers are constantly in and out of hospitals doctors and carehomes, and delivering drugs to ill people. I've already had four places we regular send people to shut because of infections. On the bright side if I croak we will almost definitely win the cup just to spite me so you can all thank me for that

Come back to me with that enthusiasm when you are fifty fucking eight.

I've gone into every election in my lifetime full of hope, and Blair aside it's been a catalogue of dispair. Politics and Ashley has broken me this year

I don't wish to piss on the slight optimistic parade going on, but you all underestimate the craven stupidity of the average voter. The worst possible outcome is what we will get

I'm going to be genuinely disappointed if it isn't Pardew tbh

Christ on a bike, what a bunch of cunts

At least he's just won the Vuelta http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/chris-froome-stands-to-be-declared-winner-of-2011-vuelta-a-espana/

He's going to kill a lot more with his environmental policies than his foreign policy. As for his tariffs, hasn't he just signed a trade deal with Mexico and Canada. And this is the bloke Brexiteers think is going to give us a great trade deal after Brexit

Micheal Owen is a cunt.

Tommy Smith's house used to be on my paper round. He answered the door pissed one xmas eve and gave me ten pound tip, which was a jaw dropping amount to me in those days. Kenny Dalgish house was next door. He gave me nowt the tight cunt

For me the only way Corbyn can possibly redeem his pathetic performance over Brexit is to get PV included as part of the deal. I've never missed a vote in any election since I was 18, nearly forty years worth and I have voted straight Labour every time. If Corbyn enables Brexit without a PV that's me done until he has gone.

RIP Big Fella https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/nov/27/spongebob-squarepants-creator-stephen-hillenburg-dies-57

A thicket of Christmas Trees