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I'd genuinely rather get relegated than have Gerard as manager

Mrs Sponge, "what are you laughing at?" We are just discussing the poetry of James Joyce and his muse on Toontastic, pet

Blimey “A SUDDEN IMMODEST NOISE MADE BY YOU BEHIND” “The smallest things give me a great cockstand—a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.

Poetry!

To be fair that sounds great

I went to see the Queen and she said "would you like a cake or a meringue" I said "no you're reet I'll have a cake"

I actually saw Wee Bobby live at the Wimbledon theatre in the early 80s. His act couldn't have changed since the war, jokes about rationing and these new things called cheque books. It was still fucking hilarious but here were a few very confused southerners in the audience

Well apart from measles mumps rubella tetanus polio meningitis sepsis diphtheria and whooping cough.

I'm not stopping anybody using the NHS, their body, their choice. Actions have consequences Ooh I was going to vote Labour but somebody said something nasty about me so now I have to vote Tory

Don't want the vaccine don't take it, but if you get ill you can check yourself into one of them antivax hospitals and let a YouTube dr prescribe you horse laxative or whatever the latest fad is. Oh and no going into pubs, restaurants cinemas or football grounds And get your food delivered Your body your choice

This is what I was thinking. One thing is for certain none of his arguments are in good faith. A masterful long-con troll job

Well my wife has lost her business as it involved impoting glass from and selling jewelery to the EU, and we have had o shelve plans to retire to Spain so does feel quite personal.

Sounds horrendous Rents. Words all sound fatuous but I hope it turns for you soon

Fuck knows why that hasn't worked but click it anyway ( FYP , HNY from Mr. Fist).

I've seen a lot of Bissouma and he is absolutely the real deal. If a bit rapey

I foolishly attempted to explain to the wife how enjoyable I was finding the Fish/Diego face-off but I only got as far as Pimms drinking shithouse before she said she was #teamdiego

That is nothing short of incredible

Mint that as an NFT and you will be a millionaire in minutes

That's fantastic

Best off getting these games against Liverpool and the Mancs before the window as we wouldn't be getting any points of them anyway I won't be watching this one

I saw the Police on that tour at the Liverpool Empire and I can completely agree about the Cramps, it was a bit of a life changing moment for me. I didnt know much about them beforehand I still vividly remember them coming on stage, Lux stick thin in a purple suit. Poison Ivy like something out if my wildest teenage dreams and generating a noise I didnt know was possible. Still one of my fondest memories all these years later. I seem to remember Richard Hell and the Voidoids were bottom of the bill. Punk Royalty

Better than the Beatles obv

And he looks like Jerry Lewis