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  1. I went to see the Queen and she said "would you like a cake or a meringue" I said "no you're reet I'll have a cake"
  2. I actually saw Wee Bobby live at the Wimbledon theatre in the early 80s. His act couldn't have changed since the war, jokes about rationing and these new things called cheque books. It was still fucking hilarious but here were a few very confused southerners in the audience
  3. Well apart from measles mumps rubella tetanus polio meningitis sepsis diphtheria and whooping cough.
  4. I'm not stopping anybody using the NHS, their body, their choice. Actions have consequences Ooh I was going to vote Labour but somebody said something nasty about me so now I have to vote Tory
  5. Don't want the vaccine don't take it, but if you get ill you can check yourself into one of them antivax hospitals and let a YouTube dr prescribe you horse laxative or whatever the latest fad is. Oh and no going into pubs, restaurants cinemas or football grounds And get your food delivered Your body your choice
  6. This is what I was thinking. One thing is for certain none of his arguments are in good faith. A masterful long-con troll job
  7. Well my wife has lost her business as it involved impoting glass from and selling jewelery to the EU, and we have had o shelve plans to retire to Spain so does feel quite personal.
  8. Sounds horrendous Rents. Words all sound fatuous but I hope it turns for you soon
  9. Fuck knows why that hasn't worked but click it anyway ( FYP , HNY from Mr. Fist).
  10. I've seen a lot of Bissouma and he is absolutely the real deal. If a bit rapey
  11. I foolishly attempted to explain to the wife how enjoyable I was finding the Fish/Diego face-off but I only got as far as Pimms drinking shithouse before she said she was #teamdiego
  12. Mint that as an NFT and you will be a millionaire in minutes
  13. Best off getting these games against Liverpool and the Mancs before the window as we wouldn't be getting any points of them anyway I won't be watching this one
  14. I saw the Police on that tour at the Liverpool Empire and I can completely agree about the Cramps, it was a bit of a life changing moment for me. I didnt know much about them beforehand I still vividly remember them coming on stage, Lux stick thin in a purple suit. Poison Ivy like something out if my wildest teenage dreams and generating a noise I didnt know was possible. Still one of my fondest memories all these years later. I seem to remember Richard Hell and the Voidoids were bottom of the bill. Punk Royalty
  15. I believe the LOL, fuck you defense will see them sail happily on
  16. https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-caught-breastfeeding-her-hairless-cat-on-a-delta-flight/amp/
  17. @PaddockLad great show last night, was so good to see live music again. I've seen them a few times and they seem to be getting better and better. They really are much better live than on record. Angrier louder and funnier Quite the twisted Yazoo cover as well All in all a top night
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